• Starbucks opens new location in your living room
• Lost track of daily Weight Watcher points at 1,000,000
• You accidentally poured yourself a tall glass of maple syrup
• Waitress thought you said “side of beef” instead of “side salad”
• Realized you’ve been brushing your teeth with a tube of frosting all week
• That 10K run you did every day no longer so impressive since you realized that you’ve mixed up “kilometers” and “millimeters” again
• Somebody brought donuts to the office... then held you down and forced you to eat a half dozen
• You were a guest at a dinner party at Paula Deen's house
• You had birthday cake six days this week (three days at birthday parties and three days when you were just really hungry for birthday cake)
• Scale showing 10 lbs before you even step on
• You ate black cat for dinner last night
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Dr. Fitness & The Fat Guy.
love the birthday cake post. i don't have a birthday cake- I have a birthMONTH cake...lol
ReplyDeleteNo, I still keep my food journal even when I have a 1,000,0000 point eating day! Never lose track!!!! ROFL Does e-tools for weight watchers even count up to 1,000,000???
ReplyDeleteI would love a starbucks in my living room, I should add that to hubbies to do list ;-).
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle Jack, you always make me smile
I have a love/hate relationship with those folks who bring doughnuts to the office! Or cupcakes...or Christmas Cookies...or...
ReplyDeleteGreat chat last night!
Love it - but oh man, I'd be terrified if my scale showed 10lb before I even stepped on! I wouldn't step on!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, as always. :)
Although it would prob lead to a bad weigh in, I'm not sure I would turn down dinner at Paula Deen's :)
ReplyDeleteOh, shucks! Now I'm going to have to fire the barrista in my living room. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this, hilarious.com!!!
ReplyDeleteUh, I lost track of my WW points at a million last weekend...uh oh...
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