Friday, June 24, 2011

Jackie Be Good



Way back in days gone by, ‘bout two years ago,
My weight was way up, my self-respect too low.
I stood there at the mirror wearing pants that didn’t fit,
In case you haven’t guessed, my name was Jackie F. Sh*t…
I never ever learned to eat the kind of foods I should,
They knew me at every restaurant in the neighborhood.
 


Go, Go,
Go Jackie Go,
Go
 Go Jackie Go Go 

Go Jackie Go Go
Go Jackie Go Go

Jackie going out to eat.

I used to carry a lunch in my trusty Ziploc.
Snarfed it up and was hungry again by 10 o’oclock.
Oh, my co-workers used to see me sitting in my car,
Gobbling pizza, bag of chips and a Milky Way bar
People used to say while I was stuffing my face,
"Man, at least don't park in the handicapped space!"

 Go, Go,
Go Jackie Go, Go
Go Jackie Go Go 

Go Jackie Go Go
Go Jackie Go Go

Jackie, go on a diet.



Today I'm doing better, I'm a brand new man,
Eating healthy chow and exercising all I can.
I can put on running shoes and go for many a mile.
When I step on the scale, I've got good reason to smile.
I hope you’ll join me on my quest today,
Just like Jackie, be good, okay?
 


Go Go
Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Jackie be good.

8 comments:

  1. oh great...now this is stuck in my head! lol thanks for the ear worm Jackie!

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  2. Rock on Jack! Thought of Back to The Future and you rockin' out like Michael J. Fox

    Starting At 500 Pounds

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  3. thanks for getting this stuck in my head now lol

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  4. Jackie be good...Im being good too!! have a great weekend :-)

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  5. I always love it when you remix songs. The last time I was here it was Notorious B.I.G's Juicy.

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  6. thank god I can finally stop singing my swim lesson songs in my head for a day.

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  7. YOU ARE SOOOO FREAKING CLEVER...

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