The Itsy Bitsy Dieter
The itsy bitsy dieter was at one time extra stout.
Down came his scale from eating less and working out.
Out came a smile and now he’s feelin’ great,
Cuz the itsy bitsy dieter did something ‘bout his weight.
All My Weight (Is Falling Down)
All my weight is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
All my weight is falling down,
My fat body.
Loaded up on chips and beer,
Chips and beer, chips and beer,
Loaded up on chips and beer.
My poor body
Chips and beer will pack on pounds,
Pack on pounds, pack on pounds,
Chips and beer will pack on pounds
My big body.
Putting less food on my plate,
On my plate, on my plate.
Putting less food on my plate.
My slimming body.
Build it up with lunges and squats,
Lunges and squats, lunges and squats
Build it up with lunges and squats,
My fit body.
Diddle Diddle Dumbass
Diddle, diddle, dumbass, look at Jack,
Lost weight and won't gain it back.
Exercise and a healthy snack.
Diddle, diddle, dumbass, way to go, Jack!
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ReplyDeleteI came across your blog via another blog, what a gem of a find! I love the nursery rhymes!!! I will be back to check out the rest of your blog at a later date!
Caz
What is in that little mind of yours? Seriously? Brilliance!
ReplyDeleteDiddle, diddle, dumbass. You won't find THAT on just any blog. Love it.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Freaking brilliant.
ReplyDeleteLove these little diddies!! Well played!
ReplyDeleteI love the remix version of these songs! :)
ReplyDeleteyou funny.
ReplyDeleteHa! That's fantastic! First time visiting your blog, and I'm LOVING it!
ReplyDeleteSarah @ Thinfluenced
Nice Rhymes...Really diggin' All My Weight.
ReplyDeleteahhh the child and I shall now be writing these all.day.long.
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