Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weight-Loss Bumper Stickers


MY OTHER JEANS ARE TOO BIG.

IF YOU’RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU PROBABLY NOTICED I’VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.

CAUTION! I BRAKE FOR SMOOTHIES.

BABY CARROTS ON BOARD.

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.

DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS TOAST.


GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.

I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)

I’D RATHER BE JOGGING.

I 8 2 MUCH.

MAKE DINNER NOT WAR.

HOW’S MY BLOGGING? CALL 1-888-STFU.


40 comments:

  1. hahaha My fav is the "Guns don't kill people" one. Awesome.

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  2. I'm On the Honor Roll at Maple View Fat Camp

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  3. LOVE it. The guns don't kill people and call 1-888-STFU are my favorites.

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  4. Ha! Baby Carrots on Board made me snort!

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  5. Give Peas a chance BAHAHAHA! You are hilarious Jack, and I just wanted to say that my blog is definately missing more posts about you, I will work on that ;-)

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  6. Always great to pass by here. Love your sense of humor.

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  7. GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.

    Perfect!

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  8. I'm also a big fan of the "Guns Dont Kill People" tag! :)

    Sarah @ Thinfluenced

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  9. 1-800-Call-STFU!!! I am using that one!

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  10. lol Those are great bumper stickers.

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  11. Wide Load.

    Baby Carrots on Board ... I can just picture them in their wittle baby seats. :D

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  12. "I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)"

    I don't necessarily hate or like obama but this one's pretty good!

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  13. Make dinner not war! I love it! :)

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