Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weight-Loss Bumper Stickers


MY OTHER JEANS ARE TOO BIG.

IF YOU’RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU PROBABLY NOTICED I’VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.

CAUTION! I BRAKE FOR SMOOTHIES.

BABY CARROTS ON BOARD.

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.

DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS TOAST.

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.

I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)

I’D RATHER BE JOGGING.

I 8 2 MUCH.

MAKE DINNER NOT WAR.

HOW’S MY BLOGGING? CALL 1-888-STFU.
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    hahaha My fav is the "Guns don't kill people" one. Awesome.

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  2. SarahJune 7, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    I'm On the Honor Roll at Maple View Fat Camp

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  3. Marisa @ Loser for LifeJune 7, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    These are GREAT, Jack!

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  4. Kerri OJune 7, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    LOVE it. The guns don't kill people and call 1-888-STFU are my favorites.

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  5. JillJune 7, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Ha! Baby Carrots on Board made me snort!

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  6. SylJune 7, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Give Peas a chance BAHAHAHA! You are hilarious Jack, and I just wanted to say that my blog is definately missing more posts about you, I will work on that ;-)

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    Always great to pass by here. Love your sense of humor.

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    GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.

    Perfect!

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    I'm also a big fan of the "Guns Dont Kill People" tag! :)

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    1-800-Call-STFU!!! I am using that one!

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    lol Those are great bumper stickers.

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    Wide Load.

    Baby Carrots on Board ... I can just picture them in their wittle baby seats. :D

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    "I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)"

    I don't necessarily hate or like obama but this one's pretty good!

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    Make dinner not war! I love it! :)

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