Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Least Inspirational Quotes Of All Time

“Your time on this Earth is limited; how’s about a Twinkee?”

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count or the life in your years… it’s… well… I guess that’s all that’s left, isn’t it?”

“When one door closes, take a nap.”

“It’s now or never… or maybe Monday.”

“Some see the glass as half empty, some as half full… of poison.”

“To live in love is to live in life, and to live in life is to live in love, and to life in love is to lift in like, and to loft in loop is to luge in lore.”

“All life is an experiment, and you can call me Dr. Feelgood!”

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a flight delay.”

“Doooo orr doooo noooot…Therrrre issss no trrrry… um, that’s supposed to be Yoda, not Cookie Monster.”

“You can do it! But I hope you don’t mind that I’m betting against you…”

“Live life as if it’s your final day on Earth (run up your credit card and leave your friends weepy voicemail messages).”

“Dance like nobody’s watching through the window; no, no... move over a little to your left.”

“A goal without a plan is a wish, and I wish I had some ice cream.”

“It’s not what you look at that’s important… it’s what you see and… waitaminute… that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”

“Live life to the fullest… and the widest.”

“People who live in glass houses probably have crazy high utility bills.”

“No one can judge another… unless that person is a judge and then, I guess that person can.”


  1. hmmmm. I gots no funny quotes to share in response.
    the five year old does---but Im not letting those sticky fingers near my keyboard.

  2. Carpe Diem! And pass the bacon...

  3. LOL, the panda looks like I feel today.

  4. Cookie monster and Yota must be brothers. They do sound a lot alike.

    Thanks for the laugh this morning.

  5. Yoda would probably get extremely exasperated trying to convince cookie monster that he did NOT need cookies!

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