This Little Diet of Mine

This little diet I’m on,
It’s just barely begun.
This little diet I’m on,
I’m gonna lose a ton
This little diet I’m on,
Can’t eat a honey bun.
Honey bun.
Honey bun.
Honey bun.

Eat a whole buncha broccoli? Yeah!
That’s sure on my diet.
How about some brussel sprouts? Yeah.
I’m sure that’ll be all right.
What about some fondue? No!
That’s why my pants’re too tight.
Pants too tight.
Pants too tight.
Pants too tight.

This little diet of mine,
I’m hungry all the time.
This little diet of mine,
Waistline on the decline.
This little diet of mine,
Hey, I’m feeling fine.
Feelin’ fine.
Feelin’ fine.
Feelin’ fine.

Not gonna snack around all day,
And eat as much as a horse.

Not gonna veg out and watch TV
(Except Thursday nights, of course).
Not gonna settle for less than my best,
Gonna be a tour de force.
Tour de force.
Tour de force.
Tour de force.
 



This little diet I do,
Just watching what I chew.
This little diet I do,
Got me feeling brand new.
This little diet I do,
You can do it, too.
Do it, too.
Do it, too.
Do it, too.

Jackie Be Good

Way back in days gone by, ‘bout two years ago,
My weight was way up, my self-respect too low.
I stood there at the mirror wearing pants that didn’t fit,
In case you haven’t guessed, my name was Jackie F. Sh*t…
I never ever learned to eat the kind of foods I should,
They knew me at every restaurant in the neighborhood.
 


Go, Go,
Go Jackie Go,
Go
 Go Jackie Go Go 

Go Jackie Go Go
Go Jackie Go Go

Jackie going out to eat.

I used to carry a lunch in my trusty Ziploc.
Snarfed it up and was hungry again by 10 o’oclock.
Oh, my co-workers used to see me sitting in my car,
Gobbling pizza, bag of chips and a Milky Way bar
People used to say while I was stuffing my face,
"Man, at least don't park in the handicapped space!"

 Go, Go,
Go Jackie Go, Go
Go Jackie Go Go 

Go Jackie Go Go
Go Jackie Go Go

Jackie, go on a diet.



Today I'm doing better, I'm a brand new man,
Eating healthy chow and exercising all I can.
I can put on running shoes and go for many a mile.
When I step on the scale, I've got good reason to smile.
I hope you’ll join me on my quest today,
Just like Jackie, be good, okay?
 


Go Go
Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Go Go Go Jackie Go
Go Jackie be good.