Friday, October 15, 2010

Ways to Make Your Blog More Interesting

  • Shower vlogging
  • Get into a bitch-slapping fight with a celebrity
  • Institute cash-for-comments program
  • Make every post title a sexual innuendo
  • Call Old Man Google and ask him about getting preferential treatment on his computer searching machine
  • Add a “-Kardashian” to your name
  • Be provocative to the point that you regularly receive death threats
  • More kitten pix
  • Make up inventious words
  • Put a lot of photos on your site, preferably of better looking people than you
  • Take bets on every weigh-in
  • Change up your meds for a week
  • Leave clues throughout your blog that lead your readers to a magical and wonderful treasure… or some coupons
  • Overcome all odds and succeed beyond your wildest imagination, then write about how you did it
  • Accent márks
  • Stop naming every post “What I Done Did Today”

13 comments:

  1. I love the idea of taking bets on every weigh in - maybe I'll try that ;)

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  2. I'm tres impressed by the accent marks!! See? I can't do them! :)

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  3. I think that I've got the innuendo thing down.

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  4. Ooohh i'm totally gonna shower vlog. And I've got plenty of pics on my blog and there mostly of me cause its hard to find someone better looking ;)

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  5. *they're, it's I'm one of those incredibly good looking but not so smart people, i.e. zoolander-esque.

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  6. fine...what else am i supposed to label my blogs..What I SHOULD have done did today!
    you people with your "creativity" and "interesting" posts.

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  7. Gotta try the shower vlogging thing...but do you think awful singing will cancel out the benefits?

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  8. Hah, I added more kitten pix to my blog!

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  9. So funny! Those food pics always get people to the post too! ;-)

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  10. I like the shower vlogging idea. Although I think at this point one of tow things will happen. It will drive people even further away resulting in a negative amount of comments, or it will turn my blog into a fetish site.

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  11. Kitten pics? Seriously? Who Knew!

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  12. I'm laughing so hard, coffee almost came out of my nose. If I photographed that, I should have posted it.
    Seriously, you blog is FANTASTIC!! So fun!!!

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