Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I'm Just a Blog

Wow! This sure is a crappy little waste of internet real estate. But I wonder who’s this sad little scrap of nonsense?


I'm just a blog.

Yes, I'm only a blog.

And I'm sittin’ here like a bump on a log.

Well, it’s a long, long journey

To your weight loss goals.
It’s a long, long wait

With a bunch of other lost souls.

But I know I’ll be at goal someday.

At least I hope and pray I will, dawg,

But today I am still just a blog.

Boy: Gee, Blog, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

Blog: Well I got this far. When I started, I didn’t even have a single follower. I was just an idea. The person that started me decided he wanted to make a positive change in his life, and said, “You know, maybe I should write a blog myself.” Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to the internet. And I became a blog, and I'll remain a blog until I get to goal… and maybe even longer.

I'm just a blog
Yes I'm only a blog,

But I’m loyal as a loyal hound dog.
But I was stuck in a body

That was way too rotund.

And found that livin’ life obese
Just ain’t any fun.
It’s time to get my bad self in check

How I pray that I will, dawg,
But keep in mind that I’m just a blog.

Boy: Look at all those encouraging comments! Is all that discussion and debate about you?

Blog: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Some blogs never attract very much attention. I hope it keeps the motivation revved up, otherwise I might diet.

Boy: Do you mean “die”?

Blog: I meant “diet”, dumbass. This is a weight-loss blog, after all.

Boy: What happens now?

Blog: Well, I weigh in, and then the whole thing starts all over again.

Boy: Oh no!

Blog: Oh yes!

I'm just a blog.

Yes, I'm only a blog.
But I’m comin’ in from outta the fog. 

Well, now I’m off for my work out

With my personal trainer.
My iPod blaring “I Will Survive”

By Gloria Gaynor.
If I keep it up,
I’ll soon be at goal.
How I hope and pray I will, dawg,

But today I am still just a blog.

You mean even if you blog every single day, you still might not get at goal?

Blog: Yes, that's called Goofing Around. If you blog but don’t get serious about the journey you’re on, then it’s just wasting everybody’s time.

Blog: Wow, I didn’t realize there was so much to getting fit. It's not easy to get to goal, is it?

Blog: No!

But how I hope and I pray I will, dawg,

But today I am still just a blog.

He just weighed in, Blog! Now you're at goal!

Blog: Oh yes!!!



  1. You're right. I'm struggling and not making progress this week and am major-big-time craving and my getting-healthy has stalled. I probably am just wasting everyone's time. Something to think about. Vee

  2. Ahaha that is awesome! We just bought the school house rock DVD for my fiance to use in his classroom. Those songs are still good today :)

  3. And now as if you weren't already, You are officially my blogging HERO! Love the after school specials. You know they released them all on DVD a few years ago. This is my FAV!

  4. adorable! i love the im just a bill thing too, and if you combine it with jack shit its just irresistable! :-D

  5. Awesome! Not only do I have I'm just a bill stuck in my head (my coworkers thank you!). It's randomly intersperssed with I Will Survive! :)

  6. I disagree with one thing. Luck has nothing to do with why people read your blog. Your blog got so popular because it is creative, inspiring, funny, encouraging, insightful, and there's always something new. No luck about it. Just pure talent.

  7. That clip is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!! We need a rework in that arena! This time it showed.. we can have a majority in the house & senate but still get nothing done as they all filibuster each other & say NO at every sentence.

    Hey, how about us bloggers start our own separate party of NO BS!! :-)

    Your are great!

  8. LOVELOVELOVE IT!!! Now, how about Conjunction Junction for an encore?!



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