Friday, September 4, 2009

I’m Sorry, Bobby McFerrin

Here’s a little blog I penned,
You might want to read it well, my friend.
Don’t worry, eat healthy.
If your weight has caused you stress.
Eating badly and in excess.
Don't worry, eat healthy.

Ain't got no veggies on your plate?
Feel like you’re carrying too much weight?
Don't worry, eat healthy.
Trouble eating all your fruit?
Those Fiber One bars making you toot?
Don't worry, eat healthy.
Look at me I’m healthy.
Don't worry, eat healthy.
Here I give you my blog address…
When you hungry, visit me.
I make you laugh and be healthy.
Don't worry, eat healthy.

Ain’t got no ups, you just got downs.
Stick with me, and we’ll lose those pounds.
Don’t worry, eat healthy.
Cause when you do it
I think you’ll find,
You’ll see a little less on your behind.
Eat healthy, be happy.

38 comments:

  1. Great! now I have that sound stuck in my head, thanks alot :-)

    Another fantastic post, you never cease to amaze me!

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  2. "You'll see a little less on your behind"-funny stuff-I read this while humming the tune. Just out of curiousity, how long does it take for you to put one of these together?

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  3. I'd say you're channeling Weird Al Yankovich, but he's still alive. Maybe you're Weird Jack Sh*t?

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  4. Haha, how funny you post this today. I just blogged about giving into temptation after an especially stressful week! This is hilarious!

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  5. All right, jack you picked one of the most annoying songs of my whole life. If you do a Rock me Amedaeus post, we're probably through.

    And why do you always apologize? Your version is better then his anyways.

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  6. Love it! I might jot this down in my daily food journal. Cute!

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  7. Yes! A friend in the tooting effects of the Fiber One bar!

    Great post.

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  8. Love your blog, jack. Thanks for the laugh. Esp. the Fiber One bar part - lol.

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  9. OOh how funny! This brings back memories of college when my best friend and I would sing this on the assembly line at work. Everyone would scowl at us. LOL :)

    (well, not YOUR lyrics. You know what I mean!)

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  10. Fiber One Bars! So THAT'S what's causing it!!!

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  11. LOL at Sara!

    Jack thanks for the earworm! NOT!

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  12. Why don't you do a song from my favorite band Sh*t Row?

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  13. yeah I cant eat those fiber one bars.... lol dont worry be happy! :)

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  14. You have to sing this on YouTube! You are one talented lyricist!

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  15. Hey, I did a dance to this in the second grade! Is this also the guy who did the voice of Sebastian in 'The Little Mermaid'?

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  16. I love that you always title these re-make posts with "I'm sorry ______"

    lol

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  17. Fiber One Bars got banned from my house quite a long time ago. Great song!

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  18. "Fiber One bars making you toot" LOL

    How did you know?! I'm so embarassed.

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  19. What's with all this apologizing? Be proud of the sh*tty masterpieces you make!

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  20. Hahahahahahahaha! Perfect reminder. Thanks, Jack ;-)

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  21. LMAO, no reason to apologize to Bobby, I am sure that it can't be any worse than it was!

    Sad part, my son LOVED that song as a baby...it was basically his lullaby. That and "Goin Courtin" from 7 wives for 7 brothers...

    Yeah strange kid from a strange family. But now I have NEW lyrics :D

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  22. I worked very hard on my masterpiece FYI!

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  23. Love it & everything healthy makes me toot but I still eat it! :-)

    Have a great long weekend!

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  24. Brilliant! I absolutely loved it!

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  25. accckk!!! best line--Those Fiber One bars making you toot?

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  26. Oh my gosh! I hated that song! They played the hell out of it on the radio. LOL

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  27. lol, some times you feel like fiber,,*poot* sometimes you don't ..lol

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  28. Jack, you are a flogger rock star, but I gotta say that I'm constructing a voodoo doll in your (imagined) likeness for implanting this evil song in my head. And at the start of a Labor Day weekend. Thanks for poisoning my Friday. I think. ;-)

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  29. I've nothing to say that hasn't been said.

    Don't worry, eat healthy!

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  30. You are far too talented my friend, absolutely love seeing your name appear in the blogger dashboard, means a new post to chuckle at.

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  31. LOL....LOVE IT!!! Now you and Bobby mix are in my head...LOL
    love,
    Irene

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  32. Once again - you have outdone yourself!!!! I love it! You should sing it and post the recording!!! LOL!

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  33. LMAO...I'm bobbing back and forth at my laptop, singing your post out loud. Awesome. :)

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  34. One of my most favorite songs ever.

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