Enhancements I’m Considering Making to my Weight Loss Blog

• 24-hour Scale Cam

• Cash-for-comments promotion
• Vlog (not video blog, but guest commentary by my Russian friend Vlog Kuznetsov)
• Widget that generates painful electric shock when you look at pictures of food
• “Fat Pants” auction area
• Extra-forgiving calorie calculator
• Lickable wallpaper (available for download)
• Google-Goo Clusters
• Real-time hunger meter
• RSS Feed that actually feeds you tiny Bit O’ Honeys
• Podcast of nighttime stomach rumbling
• Portal to virtual world called “Binge City”
• Online tool that creates healthy meal plans, then “accidently” deletes them
• “Best of Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit” feature (still waiting for a post that qualifies)