• 24-hour Scale Cam
- Cash-for-comments promotion
- Vlog (not video blog, but guest commentary by my Russian friend Vlog Kuznetsov)
- Widget that generates painful electric shock when you look at pictures of food
- “Fat Pants” auction area
- Extra-forgiving calorie calculator
- Lickable wallpaper (available for download)
- Google-Goo Clusters
- Real-time hunger meter
- RSS Feed that actually feeds you tiny Bit O’ Honeys
- Podcast of nighttime stomach rumbling
- Portal to virtual world called “Binge City”
- Online tool that creates healthy meal plans, then “accidently” deletes them
- “Best of Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit” feature (still waiting for a post that qualifies)
Spouse knows easiest way to get hold of you is to leave a comment.- No one can eat until you’ve got the whole meal on the table and you’ve taken pictures of all the dishes.
- You pay your internet bill before your rent or mortgage.
- You forgot your child’s birthday, but you remembered to update your weight loss ticker.
- Your vacation plans center around hotels that have high-speed wi-fi.
- You can do a “word verification” in point three seconds.
- You know what at least six people you don't know had for breakfast.
- You’d rather lose a filling than lose a follower.
- Anytime you see a photograph, you ask “Is this the before or after pic?”
- You ask your doctor if he can give you something for “blogger’s block”?
- You take a spectacular dump and think “I’ve got the subject for my next post…”
- You get slightly aroused fiddling around with your blog layout.
- You’ve started LOLing instead of laughing.
- On Saturdays, you feel a little dead inside.
- You hit “refresh” to see if anyone has left you a comment while you were reading the last comment someone left you.
- You've already blogged about this post.
• 24-hour Scale Cam
