Sunday, October 2, 2011

Enhancements I’m Considering Making to my Weight Loss Blog

• 24-hour Scale Cam
  • Cash-for-comments promotion
  • Vlog (not video blog, but guest commentary by my Russian friend Vlog Kuznetsov)
  • Widget that generates painful electric shock when you look at pictures of food
  • “Fat Pants” auction area
  • Extra-forgiving calorie calculator
  • Lickable wallpaper (available for download)
  • Google-Goo Clusters
  • Real-time hunger meter
  • RSS Feed that actually feeds you tiny Bit O’ Honeys
  • Podcast of nighttime stomach rumbling
  • Portal to virtual world called “Binge City”
  • Online tool that creates healthy meal plans, then “accidently” deletes them
  • “Best of Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit” feature (still waiting for a post that qualifies)


  1. I love the 24 hour scale cam idea. Also, how about a 24 hour fridge cam?

  2. Wondering how much cash I'll get paid for this comment...

  3. where do I sign up for the podcast?!



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