Monday, October 3, 2011

Ways Losing Weight is Like Childbirth

  • Lots of screaming, crying and cussing along the way.
  • It’s a process that feels like is never going to end.
  • There’s a voice telling you “Push! Push!”
  • Doctors think they have all the answers, but people have been doing it without them for centuries.
  • You’ll soon have a bunch of clothes that are too big for you.
  • There are a million books on the subject.
  • It was more fun to get in the situation you’re in than to get out of it.
  • Spouse thinks they know what you’re going through but they don’t.
  • It helps if you’ve got someone there to lend you support.
  • Drugs are optional.
  • If you’re healthy, there’s no reason you can’t do it.
  • There’s quite a bit of labor involved.
  • It’s probably the most important thing you’ll ever do.
  • It’s hard to explain to your kids.
  • It’s a real pain in the bottom.
  • If all goes well, a brand new life emerges.


  1. My first thought was "What do you know about childbirth?" LOL But, by your list of similarities between the know a lot!
    Mom of seven

  2. Great list!

    Another similarity: TV shows make it all look way too quick and easy!

  3. And once you have done it, you realise it is THE best thing you can ever have done for yourself and your kids...(spoken by a Mummy to three - all born totally au natrel...eeeeek!)


  4. When I saw the title I we go a man telling women he knows all about it!!!!......actually you pretty much hit the nail on the head LOL
    High five!

  5. One of the best post EVER!!!

  6. This had me laughing, and nodding and agreeing with you. Great post.

  7. all of it is very true! Great post, thanks

  8. Hi..

    The best weight loss diet that I’ve ever tried to date is the hCG Diet Protocol by Dr. Simeons. I read about people losing as much as a pound a day. At first, I didn’t believe it. Then one of my friends tried the diet and lost 23 pounds in only 21 days. She said it was easy to do, so I gave it a try. To my amazement, I also lost 21 pounds in the 21 day period. I was very well pleased with the results and would recommend it to everyone who really wants to loss weight quickly. Then I went on the hCG maintaince plan that came in the diet and I kept 15 of those pounds off for a whole year. I would do this diet again. I brought my hCG drops at




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