Monday, October 3, 2011

Ways Losing Weight is Like Childbirth

  • Lots of screaming, crying and cussing along the way.
  • It’s a process that feels like is never going to end.
  • There’s a voice telling you “Push! Push!”
  • Doctors think they have all the answers, but people have been doing it without them for centuries.
  • You’ll soon have a bunch of clothes that are too big for you.
  • There are a million books on the subject.
  • It was more fun to get in the situation you’re in than to get out of it.
  • Spouse thinks they know what you’re going through but they don’t.
  • It helps if you’ve got someone there to lend you support.
  • Drugs are optional.
  • If you’re healthy, there’s no reason you can’t do it.
  • There’s quite a bit of labor involved.
  • It’s probably the most important thing you’ll ever do.
  • It’s hard to explain to your kids.
  • It’s a real pain in the bottom.
  • If all goes well, a brand new life emerges.

10 comments:

  1. My first thought was "What do you know about childbirth?" LOL But, by your list of similarities between the two...you know a lot!
    Mom of seven

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  2. Great list!

    Another similarity: TV shows make it all look way too quick and easy!

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  3. And once you have done it, you realise it is THE best thing you can ever have done for yourself and your kids...(spoken by a Mummy to three - all born totally au natrel...eeeeek!)

    xx

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  4. When I saw the title I thought.......here we go a man telling women he knows all about it!!!!......actually you pretty much hit the nail on the head LOL
    High five!

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  5. This had me laughing, and nodding and agreeing with you. Great post.

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  6. Hi..

    The best weight loss diet that I’ve ever tried to date is the hCG Diet Protocol by Dr. Simeons. I read about people losing as much as a pound a day. At first, I didn’t believe it. Then one of my friends tried the diet and lost 23 pounds in only 21 days. She said it was easy to do, so I gave it a try. To my amazement, I also lost 21 pounds in the 21 day period. I was very well pleased with the results and would recommend it to everyone who really wants to loss weight quickly. Then I went on the hCG maintaince plan that came in the diet and I kept 15 of those pounds off for a whole year. I would do this diet again. I brought my hCG drops at www.myhcgsource.co

    Thanks

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