“I’m worried about my friend.”
“Who?”
“Yes.”
“Sorry, you lost me…”
“Who’s too fat.”
“Who’s too fat?”
“That’s right.”
“What’s right?”
“Yes, What is right at goal weight now.”
“What?”
“Yes, he’s at goal weight now.”
“Who?”
“No, Who’s too fat.”
“Waitaminute, who’s too fat?”
“Absolutely.”
“Who eats too much?”
“I’ll say.”
“What?”
“What is a good example of changing your life with diet and exercise.”
“I wish you’d tell me who’s too fat.”
“He is.”
“Who?”
“Exactly.”
“I’m asking you who is too fat?”
“That’s the dude’s name.”
“That’s who’s name.”
“Yes.”
“Well, go ahead and tell me.”
“That’s it.”
“That’s what?”
“No, What is at goal weight like I told you earlier.”
“Okay… I’m gonna try this one last time. Who’s too fat?”
“Absolutely.”
“Absolutely is too fat?”
“No, who is too fat.”
“Absolutely.”
“That’s right.”
“What’s right?”
“Right at goal weight.”
*sigh*
Yay for days off and a chuckle from you!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Missa
LosingEthel
I think I'm ready to start my day now that I am officially smiling. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWhen we start gaining weight, are we a lot nicer to fatter people then?
ReplyDeleteYet another excellent bootleg from an alltime great routine. You are one talented man, Jack. Thanks for this!
ReplyDeletethanks for the giggle
ReplyDeleteclassic!
ReplyDeleteWho's Abbott and Who's Costello?
ReplyDeleteI've always loved that bit from Abbott and Costello, and you've just made it funnier. lol Thank you!
ReplyDeleteTo Funny!!!
ReplyDeleteYou always make me laugh :) Thanks
ReplyDeleteMy twin again, Jack!
ReplyDeleteClever, clever, clever boy!
ReplyDeleteI love this so much! I did this skit in high school and it never gets old. Way to put a new spin on it, though :)
ReplyDeleteYa did Bud and Lou proud!! Funny stuff...again.
ReplyDeleteJust don't tell Rain Man this one :) Can't wait to see how much you weigh this month
ReplyDeleteVery well done. :)
ReplyDeleteI love reading your posts, your tweets, & your photo blogs! Jack be nimble!
ReplyDeleteI read this on Google Reader, and my head was hurting afterwards. It made more sense when I came to your blog and saw the picture. Blasted Google Reader!
ReplyDeletewait, what? Who?
ReplyDeletehmmm....
only you would be genius enough to make "the routine" about weight loss. thanks for the giggles!
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