Thursday, April 1, 2010

No Fooling

Since I play the fool the other 364 days of the year, let me take this opportunity to be completely, 100% serious…

Twelve months ago, I felt both terrible and terrible about myself. Believe me when I say that it’s not a nice combination.

Somehow, some way, I brought my life back in check. I committed myself to a massive reclamation project... vowed to eat better, eat less and start moving my jumbolicious ass.

You see, I came to the realization that there were some real addictions in my life. Big ones like out-of-control snacking and secret eating and some not-so-major (but still disturbing ones) like drinking diet sodas and coffee every day. I can’t say that I never have a snack when I shouldn’t, and I still enjoy a cup of coffee every now and then, but it’s been just about a year now without a binge and without a diet soda. Go me!

And six days out of every seven, I get my sweat on like you wouldn’t believe. People who haven’t seen me in a while marvel at what I’ve accomplished. I feel good… and I feel good about myself. Believe me when I say it’s… well… you know.

And this blog… this ridiculous timewaster of kooky stories, lame jokes, Braveheart-style speechifying and the occasional WTF moment (see yesterday's post)… sometimes I want to hug this blog like a new puppy because I think it’s helped jumpstart my journey in a real and profound way. I’m not sure I would have gotten this far without it.

Play jokes on your friends and your co-workers today if you like. Pull a mean-spirited stunt on someone if you feel you must.

Me? I’m going to take a minute and reflect on how good things are.

Right. This. Moment.

No joke.

39 comments:

  1. I don't think I knew you'd given up diet soda a year ago! And no binge for a year??? That REALLY is something to celebrate! Amazing!

    I gave up diet soda almost 2 months ago, after drinking it quite regularly for about 25 years...I started around the time diet Coke first came out (am I THAT old???).

    I never thought giving up diet soda would have any effect...but it has! It has definitely accelerated my weight loss, and I somehow feel better.

    You're no fool, Jack! Thanks for another great post!

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  2. Yep, Jack, it's been a wild, great, wonderful year!
    Braveheart-style speechifying, indeed!

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  3. I did not realize it has only been a year for you Jack. Even with all your fun craziness you are an inspiration and proof that determination and drive can go a long way.
    Happy April Fool's to you!

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  4. you have accomplished so much, you have so much to be proud of, we all love you but honestly Jack, I was kinda looking forward to your April fools shenannigans :-)

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  5. It hasn't been a year, just 3 full months and I feel so much better, thank you for this post. The scale was slow today and it bums me out sometimes, but it is a journey and it takes time. I need to get my sweat on MORE! Maybe this will kick the scale to move more. Thanks Jack you help me so much, and make me smile....

    truely Thank You

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  6. I know that YOU are thankful for your blog, but just know that we are immeasurably thankful for it (and YOU) as well. I bow down to your creativity. And to your commitment.

    Definitely two things I'm aspiring to achieve more in my life.

    You rock, and that's no joke. :)

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  7. Jack, you should be so proud of yourself, I know we all are. It takes a very brave man to take on his own demons and an even braver man to fight that fight for over a year.

    Seriously, you have inspired so many of us weight-losers and we look up to you, not only for your health/exercise knowledge, but also for your humor.

    You keep it real and you keep up laughing.

    Jack, you are amazing! (No April Fools joke there!)

    Julia
    http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

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  8. Jumbolicious almost sounds like a good thing! Ha!
    So happy for you! You're doing AMAZING.

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  9. I THOUGHT I recognized you dancing across my grass the other night in those tights and turned-up elf shoes! Hubby said I'd been consuming too much of that green sh*t, but I just knew it was you...

    Thanks for sharing the good stuff.

    You're really a prince, you know...disguised as a joker.

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  10. Timewaster, yes. Great, inspiring and amusing. Also yes. Thank you for sharing the journey with us. No joke.

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  11. Jack! Happy loss-a-versary :-) Your achievements and jaw-droppingly outstanding. You have displayed extreme self-discipline and perseverance that we all covet. Way to go buddy!

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  12. Here's to the rest of your life :)

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  13. I'm thankful for your blog too. Thanks for writing it :)

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  14. You have accomplished much in a short year! Congratulations on that!
    Thank you for inspiring me in your own mixed-up bag of tricks and truths way.

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  15. The irony is so thick in here, I may need to get my boots out.

    P.S. Congrats on a great year.

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  16. I so look forward to your unique brand of inspiration each day, that I'd like to give your blog a *hug* too. Congrats on 365 days of Reclamation or as F Daddy called it Recombobulation.

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  17. You've certainly come far Jack. And like you I feel like my blog was a major part of how I got where I am. It has been interesting to see how you are using yours to help you now.

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  18. Love this post Jack...I love the honesty, and I applaud you on being binge & diet soda free for a year! :) Who needs those nasty habits anyway, right? :) YIPPEEEE

    If your blog had lil bitty blog arms it would hug you back!! :) hehe

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  19. What a great post.If you don't drink diet soda do you drink regular?? You have come such a long way. Congrats!!

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  20. Jack: It's pretty incredible what you've accomplished. I might not comment on your posts much anymore but I always find them motiviating and funny. Thank you for inspiring so many of us on a daily basis!

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  21. If you hug a puppy too hard, you'll snap it's neck! ha. ha. Just a little April Fool humor.

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  22. Your accomplishments are amazing and inspiring. Especially when it comes to my biggest vice: diet coke. Diet Coke is to me what actual crack is to Lindsey Lohan...

    And I love the other 364 days of your foolishness. :)

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  23. You rock. And how appropriate to be all serious today since you're usually hilarious! Happy "don't believe what anyone says today" day to you! :)

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  24. You're still my favorite blogger named Jack :)

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  25. You are quite the inspiration! Keep up the awesome work! Your blog is a treat to read. :)

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  26. This is awesome! Your blog is seriously hilarious to read. I'm new to blogging and your little shpiel about how great blogging is definitely makes me excited!

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  27. Happy anniversary, Jack! We have the same one :) I have only recently started reading your blog from the very beginning and I really wish I had been with you from the start. Thanks for this blog and for making me smile every time I read it. I am happy for you and proud of your progress. Keep it up, and please, PLEASE keep "playing the fool!"

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  28. jack, you are an inspiration.. although I have not overcame all of the demons I would have like yet... I will have a diet coke tonight and make a toast to you, jack.. because it will be the start of my decline in diet coke from 4 a week to 2!! CHEERS

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  29. Thumbs up to this, my friend. You and I are on a similar wavelength today.

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  30. You have a lot to be proud of. What an amazing year you've had!

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  31. Well done Jack - on the weight loss, the fight to fitness and your blog.

    I use my blog as a kind of therapy at times. I can have a primal scream on it, have a good rant. And I know I will get support from my fellow bloggers. And sometimes blogging helps me to work out a problem.

    I am sure blogging has kept me on the straight and narrow. And no doubt it has helped you the same

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  32. Congrats on your one year reclamation project...my anniversary is coming up and I plan on doing it up big.
    Feels good, don't it.

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  33. Me, too. Although I hurt my back last week and had to take a break from workouts. I tried yesterday and am really sorry. Ouch. It'll be better soon. It's just muscles. Then I'll get back at it. I can still go out for a walk.

    I finished my second novel today though. Hoooo! Life with health rocks.

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  34. Way to go my friend you have come so far and you are continuing to inspire us all to do better, I'm grateful, thanks.

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  35. Amazing post for an amazing year of accomplishments!

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  36. Congrats my funny friend!! What a fab year you have had:)

    Thank you for your comment on my blog - it meant alot to me that someone still reads it hehe..I responded:)

    And, just an FYI..I've gone back to day one to re-read your blog. Just, because it feels like the right thing to do.

    thanks again
    xo

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