Monday, February 20, 2012
Sh*tsanity: Why I Am the Jeremy Lin of Weight Loss
I sometimes watch basketball while eating Asian food.
Two weeks ago, most of the world didn't know who Jeremy Lin was.
Two weeks ago, nobody knew who I am.
Jeremy Lin has ice water in his veins.
I have ice water in my water bottle.
Jeremy Lin is a knickerbocker.
I am a knickerblogger.
Jeremy Lin went to Harvard.
I applied to Harvard.
An employee at ESPN got fired for writing a headline with a racial slur about Jeremy Lin.
I once got fired for watching ESPN instead of working.
Jeremy Lin has been thrilling folks with his pin-point passes.
I have been thrilling folks with my pinterest postings.
Everyone's referring to Jeremy Lin with plays on his name (linsanity, linning, etc).
I sometimes refer to myself with plays on my name (sh*tastic, sh*teriffic, sh*tacular).
Nobody thought Jeremy Lin could win at the level he’s winning.
Nobody thought I could lose at the level I’m losing.
Jeremy Lin has captured everyone's imagination.
I have captured everyone's imagination (in my imagination).