Tuesday, October 11, 2011

My Name is Sh*t. Jack Sh*t.

Ever since I lost 00.7 lbs. at my last weigh-in, I’ve been haunted by visions of an overweight secret agent running around town and getting into high-fat trouble. Here’s my list of James Bond movies if 007 was 307...
  • Dr. No Willpower
  • From Russia With Lard
  • Thunderbaloney
  • You Only Eat Twice
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Snackrun
  • Donuts Are Forever
  • Live and Let Diet
  • The Man with the Golden Twinkee
  • The Spy Who Loved Meat
  • Moonpieraker
  • For Your Mouth Only
  • Chocopussy
  • A View to a Meal
  • License to Grill
  • Diet Another Day
  • Casino Fudge Royale
  • Quantum of Salsa

6 comments:

  1. Hey! I found your blog in Dawn's blogroll, and headed over to check it/you out. What a refreshing take on losing weight, I love it! :D

    Have a great day!

    Maren

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  2. You are way beyond funny!!!

    xo
    Tairalyn

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  3. I was a bond girl once. OK, no I wasn't.

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  4. Hilarious!

    Can't help noticing that Thunderbaloney, The Spy Who Loved Meat, Chocopussy, And For Your Mouth Only sound a lot like porn titles.

    Not that I would have occasion to know what porn movie titles might sound like...

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  5. Oddly, I find this agent more sexy than than the real 007......

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  6. Don't forget Goldfinger=Butterfinger

    Jane~
    Keepingthepoundsoff.com

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