Diet-fail

This is the day.
Hop on the scale,
See what I weigh.
Feel gravity pull me down.
See a number that makes me frown.
For this is the day

I've bought and bit this donut.
So overweight, yes I so am,

Weigh-in day,
I'm swollen.

Let my diet fail,
Watched me stumble
I will start back
And make sure
I do better.
Not let my diet fail,
When I stumble
I will stand up
And do better

At diet fail.

At diet fail.



Diet-fail don’t mean you quit.
A thousand times you recommit
To meals more smart and days more fit.
You may make a mistake. You may go off track.
But that doesn’t mean Jack Sh*t.



Let the diet fail,
When we stumble.

We will start back

And make sure we do better.

After the diet fail,
When we stumble
We will stand tall
And we will all do better
After diet fail.

Let the diet fail,
When we stumble,
We’ll start over.

Let the diet fail,
When we stumble,
We’ll start over.




Watch what I do
.
Watch what I eat.
I want to be the best me
Without the obesity
.
Is this too-large mass
Staying on my ass? 

Keep reading my blog and we'll see

.

Don’t let the diet fail, 

We won’t stumble
.
We will stand tall

And we will all do better
Not let the diet fail, 

Watch it crumble
.
We will stand tall

And we will all do better

After diet fail

.

Let the diet fail.

We will start over

After diet fail

Ooooo...

My Name is Sh*t. Jack Sh*t.

Ever since I lost 00.7 lbs. at my last weigh-in, I’ve been haunted by visions of an overweight secret agent running around town and getting into high-fat trouble. Here’s my list of James Bond movies if 007 was 307...

• Dr. No Willpower
• From Russia With Lard
• Thunderbaloney
• You Only Eat Twice
• On Her Majesty's Secret Snackrun
• Donuts Are Forever
• Live and Let Diet
• The Man with the Golden Twinkee
• The Spy Who Loved Meat
• Moonpieraker
• For Your Mouth Only
• Chocopussy
• A View to a Meal
• License to Grill
• Diet Another Day
• Casino Fudge Royale
• Quantum of Salsa

My Name is Sh*t. Jack Sh*t.

Ever since I lost 00.7 lbs. at my last weigh-in, I’ve been haunted by visions of an overweight secret agent running around town and getting into high-fat trouble. Here’s my list of James Bond movies if 007 was 307...

• Dr. No Willpower
• From Russia With Lard
• Thunderbaloney
• You Only Eat Twice
• On Her Majesty's Secret Snackrun
• Donuts Are Forever
• Live and Let Diet
• The Man with the Golden Twinkee
• The Spy Who Loved Meat
• Moonpieraker
• For Your Mouth Only
• Chocopussy
• A View to a Meal
• License to Grill
• Diet Another Day
• Casino Fudge Royale
• Quantum of Salsa