Ever since I lost 00.7 lbs. at my last weigh-in, I’ve been haunted by visions of an overweight secret agent running around town and getting into high-fat trouble. Here’s my list of James Bond movies if 007 was 307...
- Dr. No Willpower
- From Russia With Lard
- Thunderbaloney
- You Only Eat Twice
- On Her Majesty's Secret Snackrun
- Donuts Are Forever
- Live and Let Diet
- The Man with the Golden Twinkee
- The Spy Who Loved Meat
- Moonpieraker
- For Your Mouth Only
- Chocopussy
- A View to a Meal
- License to Grill
- Diet Another Day
- Casino Fudge Royale
- Quantum of Salsa
