Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Even More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

  • “When I’m on the rowing machine, I like to pretend that I’m rowing on a rowboat.”
  • “The human tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is not attached at both ends.”

  • “I know all the words to the ‘Pillow Pets’ song.”

  • “Does this taste like hemlock to you?”

  • “You know what I like about wearing spandex? Everything!”

  • “Do you mind if I do the limbo under the weight bar in between your chest presses?”

  • “Excuse me… do you know what this place’s policy is on peeing in the shower?”

  • “Homemade elk jerky?”

  • “I took eight years of Spanish in school. Listen: “No hablo español.”

  • “I’ll bet I can guess your height.”

  • “I saw a documentary last night that said beetles can run faster than horses, and that the males can roar like lions!”

  • “That dude over there lifting 900 lbs thinks he’s so strong…”

  • “Will you tell me if this lat pull is latty enough?”

  • “Have you seen that movie with that guy that’s married to that blond girl from that TV show?”

  • “Can you believe that this place discourages shower urination?”

  • “I accidentally hired a personnel trainer instead of a personal trainer; it hasn’t helped my fitness, but I got some good tips for my company’s HR department.”

  • “I wonder if they make a treadmill that goes sideways.”

  • “I’m wearing these Uggs cuz I couldn’t find my regular workout shoes.”

  • “Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package.”

  • “Do you read that blog Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Me either!”


  1. I've heard that "UPS" line before (not in a gym)...lets just say it doesnt work with the ladies :)

  2. Hmm. 2 starters about shower urination. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

  3. I've heard the UPS line as well...I wasn't impressed. And the whole peeing in the shower thing? WTF?? Ewwwww!

  4. Love these. The package one cracked me up.

  5. Is this why I can't get a date?

  6. Latty enough... lol!

  7. I LOVE the Spandex one!!! I really think that people think that sometimes when I see them walking around and checking themselves out in the mirrors...LMAO

  8. Shower peeing policy? Haven't you ever heard the expression better to ask forgiveness than permission?

  9. Hmmm...happier and happier I don't work out at the gym...but if I recall correctly you also took a stab at home exercise videos. What's a girl to do..


  10. Yes! I will use some of these today on the elliptical. I notice if you creep out your neighbors, you have more room to move.

    Good times.

  11. HAHAHA That UPS line! I LOL'd. And I'm so going to use it, ASAP.

  12. "ever tried the elliptical sideways...just watch out you dont go too far, its hell getting stuck like that" haha

  13. I like the idea of using these to gain more space around you.

  14. 355 days later...*bump*

    Are you sure about the tongue factoid? Hmm?



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