Friday, August 20, 2010

Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang

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Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual blog.

Pisa Sh*t: Daddy made it.

Truly Scrumptious: Oh? And it actually attracts visitors?

Pisa Sh*t: It’s called Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit.

Truly Scrumptious: That’s a curious name for a weight-loss blog.

Pisa Sh*t: It’s because that’s the sound his stomach makes.
Listen..


It's saying Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Dang Dang!
Sh*tty Sh*tty
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you hungry Sh*tty, Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You ate crud.
And, now
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
It’s in your blood.

Here, now, oh holy cow,
You’re racing down a dead end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re way too fat, my friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Let’s lose some weight, my friend.

Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love food.
And, wow,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re screwed, dude.
Here, now, eating too much chow.
Oh, you’re feeling kind of plump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You hate being a lump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
It’s time to step up, chump.

You were fat as the Michelin Man,
Dense as a frying pan.
You ate more than any man should eat.
Then you got your life straight.
Now you’re feelin’ great,
Since you’ve jumped in with both feet.
Wow Sh*tty, Now Sh*tty,
Witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love you.
And Sh*tty, in Sh*tty
Pretty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
There’s work to do.
Strong Sh*tty, smart Sh*tty,
He’s taking pounds off his rear end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old weight-loss friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old blogging friend.....
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our blogging Sh*tty Sh*tty friend.

8 comments:

  1. wow, i'm in first! that song will never be the same again!

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  2. Spooky. My daughter has a friend over for a sleep-over tonight and they are currently watching this movie......they are HIGHLY amused that I am singing "naughty" words....

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  3. Hell, I'm going to have that song in my head all damn day now.

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  4. I am delurking to say that is my favorite so far. I haven't been reading long, but I love your blog! Have a great day. You certainly started mine with a smile :)

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  5. HILARIOUS! This is one of the few Disney classics that I have not seen - now, how could I resist?

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  6. Yes, but can your blog fly? Can it turn into a boat? Nice try Jack!

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  7. I've always thought that's what they were really saying. It made me laugh maniacally inside me head to see parents lining up their wee ones to watch this and nobody cracks a smile?

    Personally I can't sing this without 'messing up'.

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  8. LOL, my kids *love* this movie. Betting I slip and sing the 'new' words next time it's on.

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