Monday, December 14, 2009

I'm Sorry, Isaac... Shut Your Mouth! I'm Just Talkin' About Isaac Hayes!


Who’s the tall snarky d*ck
That's a weight loss machine with all the tricks?
You’re damn fat.

Who is the man
That passes on advice with his bloggin', man?
Can ya read it?

Who's the cat that won't pig out
When there's tasty treats about?
Right on.

You see this cat Sh*t is a bad blogger--
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm just talkin' about Sh*t...
(No, I mean quit eating so much)

He's a complicated man,
But no one understands him but… well… no one understands him…
(Jack Sh*t)


  1. Weren't these the original lyrics? (winks)

  2. So the Sh*t man has some soul. Who knew?

  3. lmao...
    that is*t what! talkin jive yo.
    thanks for giving me a laugh.

  4. Love it...

    and I don't think slapping someone for saying Happy Monday is overreaction. That is right up there with saying you have a 'case of the Mondays' lol

  5. Jack, I'm on the speedy bus to Tennessee so I can have some of your warm weather. I'll be there in 5 minutes, and the guest room will be fine. ;o)

  6. PS--It has to be the speedy bus because the cold killed my car battery and it still won't start.

  7. When I was reading that, this song came to mind: Is that bad?!

  8. Excellent jiving! So amazingly creative Jack.

  9. LOL Another great rewrite. :) Did you see Jon Stewart's bit about Cash for Caulkers?



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