Who’s the tall snarky d*ck
That's a weight loss machine with all the tricks?
You’re damn fat.
Who is the man
That passes on advice with his bloggin', man?
Can ya read it?
Who's the cat that won't pig out
When there's tasty treats about?
You see this cat Sh*t is a bad blogger--
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm just talkin' about Sh*t...
(No, I mean quit eating so much)
He's a complicated man,
But no one understands him but… well… no one understands him…