I’m Sorry, Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my blog
I work out like a dog,
And kill on my weigh-in each week.
Each Sunday, you know,
Each Sunday I show,
It’s the time I give
A glimpse of my physique.
But now I’m about done
With my weight-losing fun.
Just popped a bottle of lite champagne.
I may be at goal weight
But, honey, don’t get irate,
Cuz’ there’s others that’re losin’ as well.

Oh, I've got friends with low weigh-ins
Bringing their numbers down,
And trying to chase those pounds away.
And we’ll all be okay.
I'm not big like when I was buffeting.
Think I'll go do some basketball playing.
Oh, I've got friends with low weigh-ins.

Well, there’s Fat Daddy Rants
and ol’ F. McButter Pants
And Daily Diary’s big loser Sean.
They’re doing real well,
They’re rockin’ that scale.
This is a great adventure that they are on.
Hey, I didn't wish
To leave out Starfish.
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I’ll give you a list
Of bloggers that shouldn’t be missed
When they’re weighin’ in....

'Cause I've got friends with low weigh-ins.
Bringing their numbers down,
And trying to chase those pounds away.
And we’ll all be okay.
I'm not big like when I was buffeting.
Think I'll go do some basketball playing.
Oh, I've got friends with low weigh-ins.

282.5’s in the mix,
as well as 266.
Fixing Myself Thinner's Dawn.
Escape from Obesity’s Lyn,
Not to mention Tamzin.
Between 'em all that's a lot of pounds gone.
I don’t mean to cause a big scene,
But we losin’ a great deal of mass.
So how about you?
Can you lose it, too?
Why you bet your sweet ass!

'Cause you’ve got friends with low weigh-ins.
Bringing their numbers down,
And trying to chase those pounds away.
And we’ll all be okay.
We not big like when we were buffeting.
We on a great journey, that’s what I’m sayin’.
Oh, we’ve got friends with low weigh-ins.

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