Monday, December 21, 2009

Why Can't We Be Thin?

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Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

I’ve been round for a long, long time.
Eating too much too often was my crime.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

Unless you’ve been there, you wouldn’t understand,
The thrill of chasing after Onederland.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

I bring my lunch to my office every day.
You wanna grab a burger, but I say “No way.”

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
And you won’t wind up a muffin-top.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

I'd kinda like to be the Anti-Jared.
Double workouts while I’m eating a carrot.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

Sometimes my blog is pretty ridiculous,
But my diet and workouts are meticulous.

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Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
As long as you don’t order what you want.

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22 comments:

  1. The question I ask myself all the time :) And now, the song I will be singing all day... Thanks for the ear worm!

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  2. YES, that song will be stuck in my mind now! Good thing I am headed back to bed! :-)

    Very funny! That muffin top thing brought back some bad memories!

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  3. I really like this one. I love this song and your version of it is waaay cool!

    -Denise

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  4. Grrr...instead of christmas carols now I'll be going around singing this all day. Thanks a lot Jack.

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  5. It's infectious. I hear my husband in the next room whistling the tune now. HA!

    Julia
    jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

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  6. Yep, it's in mine too. Loved the restaurant bit.

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  7. doh oh. poor thing. Hysterical, though. :)

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  8. Your diverse taste in music is something Jack. I'd like to request some more country...and maybe a polka.

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  9. Oh my goodness, what do they call that when a song gets stuck in your head? And earworm? Is that it? Because that's what this is. All day long, nothing else but this song.

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  10. You do a great job with re-lyricing, Jack!

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  11. "It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
    As long as you don’t order what you want."

    I laughed at that because it's so true!

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  12. I ask myself that question more than I ought. I still think I'm fat.

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  13. I just found your blog. I loved this line
    "Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
    And you won’t wind up a muffin-top."
    I had to laugh at that...funny, but true!

    Can't wait to read your older posts!

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  14. Awesome. Now this is going to be in my head for the rest of the day...:-) Merry Christmas!

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  15. I am with Pinky P on the cute penguin!

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