Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
I’ve been round for a long, long time.
Eating too much too often was my crime.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Unless you’ve been there, you wouldn’t understand,
The thrill of chasing after Onederland.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
I bring my lunch to my office every day.
You wanna grab a burger, but I say “No way.”
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
And you won’t wind up a muffin-top.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
I'd kinda like to be the Anti-Jared.
Double workouts while I’m eating a carrot.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Sometimes my blog is pretty ridiculous,
But my diet and workouts are meticulous.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
As long as you don’t order what you want.
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
The question I ask myself all the time :) And now, the song I will be singing all day... Thanks for the ear worm!
ReplyDeleteYES, that song will be stuck in my mind now! Good thing I am headed back to bed! :-)
ReplyDeleteVery funny! That muffin top thing brought back some bad memories!
I really like this one. I love this song and your version of it is waaay cool!
ReplyDelete-Denise
Grrr...instead of christmas carols now I'll be going around singing this all day. Thanks a lot Jack.
ReplyDeletePretty cool Jack!
ReplyDeleteYep it's stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteIt's infectious. I hear my husband in the next room whistling the tune now. HA!
ReplyDeleteJulia
jewliagoulia.blogspot.com
Yep, it's in mine too. Loved the restaurant bit.
ReplyDeletedoh oh. poor thing. Hysterical, though. :)
ReplyDeletehahaha. love it!
ReplyDeletehehe another great tune! :)
ReplyDeleteYour diverse taste in music is something Jack. I'd like to request some more country...and maybe a polka.
ReplyDeleteYou're contagious Jack lol.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, what do they call that when a song gets stuck in your head? And earworm? Is that it? Because that's what this is. All day long, nothing else but this song.
ReplyDeleteThat's such a cute penguin :).
ReplyDeleteYou do a great job with re-lyricing, Jack!
ReplyDelete"It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don’t order what you want."
I laughed at that because it's so true!
I ask myself that question more than I ought. I still think I'm fat.
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog. I loved this line
ReplyDelete"Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
And you won’t wind up a muffin-top."
I had to laugh at that...funny, but true!
Can't wait to read your older posts!
Awesome. Now this is going to be in my head for the rest of the day...:-) Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteClever as always, skinny minnie!
ReplyDeleteI am with Pinky P on the cute penguin!
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