Sh*t!
Who’s the tall snarky d*ck
That's a weight loss machine with all the tricks?
(Sh*t!)
You’re damn fat.
Who is the man
That passes on advice with his bloggin', man?
(Sh*t!)
Can ya read it?
Who's the cat that won't pig out
When there's tasty treats about?
(Sh*t!)
Right on.
You see this cat Sh*t is a bad blogger--
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm just talkin' about Sh*t...
(No, I mean quit eating so much)
He's a complicated man,
But no one understands him but… well… no one understands him…
(Jack Sh*t)
