Tuesday, January 21, 2014

I'm Going to Jack-Can-Do!



I think I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
Gonna exercise and eat better, too.
As soon as I get done right here,
That's what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Sweat it up and then a healthy stew.
If I ever get out of here,
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do. 

I used to eat until my pants would pop
Eat my fill but then I still wouldn’t stop
I wish I had six-packs insteada this belly flop.
I sure did feel like goo.
I got tired of wearin’ jeans that wouldn’t snap.
Every day I’d eat way too much crap.
But now I’m startin’ on my victory lap.
Gonna make myself brand new.

That's why I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
Put the “skip” back in my “skip-to-my-lou”
And as soon as I get out of here 
That's what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
That's really, really where I'm going to,
Oh, if I ever get out of here
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.

Now I’m back into the workout zone
Got more energy than a freakin’ cyclone
Yikes, I think I broke my funny bone.
Time to finally break through.
Gonna live the healthy life I choose.
Put on my spandex and my running shoes.
Figure out just what I got to lose.
I know just what to do.

That's why I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
I’m getting’ healthy, that’s where I'm going to.
As soon as I get outta here
That’s what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Come on, baby, you can do it, too
If I ever get out of here 

I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Really, really going to,
If i ever get out of here,
If i ever get out of here,
If i ever get out of here,
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.

4 comments:

  1. Jack Can Do is actually quite catchy, what a nice little hum :)

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  2. Oh my goodness, this is too funny! You really do keep us all laughing! Glad to see you getting your pep in yo step! Keep it up Jack - you sooo got this - attitude is everything!

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  3. Hey Jack! I don't know if you remember me or my blog, but I'm trying to get back into it. Sadly, all my followers are off the blogger radar now. Seems I'm writing for an audience of none now. Could you add me to your blogroll? Maybe some sucker will click on it and read MY sh*it. ;-) Glad you are still blogging!

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  4. This is hilarious! Love it. Following your blog now!~ :)

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