Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Confush*t Say...

Confush*t Say...

...person who eat too much Middle Eastern food will falafel the next day.

...person who thinks orange juice is low calorie falling for pulp fiction.

...drinking too much beer is not a brew-print for weight-loss success.

...person on cottage cheese diet likes to eat their curds and weigh.

...person who doesn’t want to gain over the holidays should consider quitting cold turkey.

...person who cooks with butter substitutes find little margerine for error.

...person who eat too much whole wheat toast find weigh-ins going awry.

...person who overdoes it with tapioca soon pudding on pounds.

...person who shops for nuts find that they can cost an almond a leg.

...person who eats too many Italian pastries cannoli expect a bad weigh-in.

Remember, a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


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  2. Get out. You are still too hilarious, after all these years. It is years, right? Damn.

  3. Still full of AWESOMESH*T!!!! What would we do without ya?



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