Monday, March 5, 2012

Diet Club

The first rule of Diet Club is -- you always talk about Diet Club.

The second rule of Diet Club is -- you ALWAYS talk about Diet Club 

The third rule of Diet Club is – when someone cheats or overeats, the diet is not over. 

Fourth rule is -- only one person to a diet. 

Fifth rule -- one diet at a time. 

Sixth rule -- no shakes, no sodas. 

Seventh rule -- diets go on as long as they have to. 

And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first time at Diet Club, you have to diet.

13 comments:

  1. Insert crazy-psycho laugh here. ;)

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  2. Never realized before how much you look like Brad Pitt.

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  3. I don't think of it as a diet---I think of it as adopting a healthy life style.

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  4. Love it- you have successful combined my much loved film "Fight Club" with a desire to lose weight into a thoughtful and funny parody. Two thumbs up, sir!

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  5. no diet coke?!
    Im tapping out.

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  6. Rule 6? Does that include protein shakes?

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  7. Real rule - don't "diet" - make it your life! :-)

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  8. How you use to lose weight any shortcut?

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