The first rule of Diet Club is -- you always talk about Diet Club.
The second rule of Diet Club is -- you ALWAYS talk about Diet Club
The third rule of Diet Club is – when someone cheats or overeats, the diet is not over.
Fourth rule is -- only one person to a diet.
Fifth rule -- one diet at a time.
Sixth rule -- no shakes, no sodas.
Seventh rule -- diets go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first time at Diet Club, you have to diet.
