Monday, March 19, 2012
Ways to Use Your New iPad 3 to Lose Weight
• Eat salad off of it.
• Improve your 5K time by yelling “Anyone who catches me can have this iPad for free!” as you run through park.
• Download app that fills your spirit with motivation and determination.
• Use it to help you consume more H20; each day, you should strive to drink three iPads worth of water.
• An hour’s worth of playing “Angry Birds” can burn up to 3 calories.
• Keep iPad clenched between your teeth from time you finish dinner until bedtime.
• Reward yourself with a new app every time you don’t eat something unhealthy.
• Invent some kind of doohickey that allows you to hook up iPad to bicycle and recharge it my peddling.
• Hire someone to threaten to drop iPad in toilet if you eat a cupcake.
• Sell your iPad and use money to join nearby gym.