Sunday, March 11, 2012
Total loss: -40.0
Emotion: Filled with March Madness
I usually spend the month of March on a beer I.V. watching basketball until my eyes roll back in my head and my ass grows numb from lack of movement.
However, this year… ummmmm…. Ummmm… ummmmmm…. I’m probably going to do the same thing this year; it’s called “March Madness,” not “March Moderation,” after all.
Okay, so I’ll try to keep in mind that there’s a connection between beer swilling and belly swelling, and I’ll watch some games on an elliptical or treadmill instead of splayed out in an easy chair.
And I’ll pledge right here, right now to only spend my NCAA pool winnings on something extra healthy.*
*If you’re in my pool, I’m offering a special deal in which you can just pay me half of the winnings before the tournament starts. You save 50%! Those savings can add up!