Weight loss is tough. Sometimes you find that you need a little help when you've hit a hard patch of road. That's why I recently hit up one of my oldest childhood friends, Mister Bobo.
"Yo, Jack. I don't see why you're having such a tough time."
"Just eat less and exercise more, bitch!"
"Keep moving, home slice. Nothing to see here."
"I've got an idea: why don't you quit hanging out in the pantry and go rake some leaves or something?"
"Beer? Ummm, that's a no-no says Mister Bobo."
"TV or not TV? Ummm, not TV!"
"Instead of an evening snack, why don't you enjoy a heaping helping of nothing-at-all?"
Thanks, Mister Bobo. It's nice to know you've got my back.