This is it.
Adios.
So long.
Sayonara.
But before I ride off into the sunset, there are three things I'd really like you to hear...
Number one: please eat right. I've heard it said that what we eat can be the strongest medicine we can take or the slowest poison we can ingest, and I have found that to be nothing but the absolute truth. Eat right; your body will thank you for it.
Number two: please get up and move. If you're lucky enough to be able to exercise and you're not doing it, then shame, shame, shame on you. It'll keep you healthier, make you feel better and help you live longer (unless you get hit by a truck while you're out jogging).
Number three: remember not to believe everything you read. For instance, this isn't my last post. Far from it.
I just wanted to make sure I had your attention. Now leave a comment for your chance to win $1 million!
my heart was in my mouth for a moment there Jack. shame on you :p
ReplyDeleteI was so sad....then so mad....then greedy....You are makin me crazy!
ReplyDeleteI'm leaving a comment just in case you win Powerball and do decide to give one lucky reader $1 million.
ReplyDeleteNext you are going to tell us that Claim Jumper's Mother Load cake is good for us.
ReplyDeleteI got all upset thinking you were leaving!! Don't do that!
ReplyDeletenow, give me my million dollars. :-)
Lol.. Scary Halloween post.
ReplyDeleteBut sound advice.
I almost shit my clean pants! ;-) I did just shower Jack!!!!! I so agree though with if you can move - DO IT!!!! I know people that can't do what they want to do & we are lucky to be able to do it!
ReplyDeleteI had to double check if it was April 1st. lol I'm no fool Jack....you are! lol :)
ReplyDeletecan I haz a-millions?
ReplyDeleteWait... Jody almost shittled in her pants? I'm outta here.
Ditto what Shannon said!
ReplyDeleteA million dollars? What personal information do I have to send you???
ReplyDeleteI agree if you can move, MOVE! Sometimes a serious post is needed and this was a good easy to get our attention. Also, DIAF if you ever do that again.
ReplyDeleteI just found your site not very long ago so I was sad, but now that I know you'll give me a million dollars I'm good. Money makes everything all better, right?
ReplyDeleteI could not scroll fast enough in my reader to see why this was your last post.
ReplyDeleteI shoulda known! LOL :)
I'll take my $1 million dollars now, thank you! :)
Thought you were sick of it all. lol. Glad your not.
ReplyDeleteI knew you were fibbing you could never leave us, who would you fib to then? lol
ReplyDeleteHypothetically, If you we offered a million dollars by a bazllionaire garden gnome from Schenectady on the condition this be your last post, would this become your last post? Again, Hypothetically; I don't even know if garden gnomes roost in Schenectady.
ReplyDeleteIT IS NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY.
ReplyDeleteNot cool, Jack. Not cool at all.
ReplyDeleteI was going to kick your skinny(er) ass for quitting. Now I'm gonna kick it for giving me a heart attack. How many calories do you think that will burn?
ReplyDeleteBTW, when do I get my $1mil?
What a roller coaster!
ReplyDeleteahh, my heart can stop aching now that i kno i don't have to say goodbye. but still some wise would-be parting words...and i can't say how much i back u on that second one. and fun fact, i was hit by a car (okay, so not a truck) when i was out running and i got my @$$ back out there! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou got my attention! Now that I am over the shock, I am superstitious so I will leave a comment just in case that million dollars calls my name :-)
ReplyDeleteHALLOWEEN NASTY TRICK!!! :)
ReplyDeleteDUDE!!! Not cool!
ReplyDeleteOverly-Dramatic! And Lovely!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! We all love J Shit!
ReplyDeleteNot funny, Jack. Every time you make a blog reader cry, a fairy dies.
ReplyDeleteDo you need my address (for sending the one million)?
ReplyDeleteHow much would it take to get you to stop blogging? What's it gonna take? Would one million do it? I can start the fundraising campaign if you want?
ReplyDeleteOk now that I have you all ticked off at me, you may be able to just begin to understand how annoyed I was when I thought you were not going to blog anymore.
P.S. I'll take my winnings in Monopoly form please!
I can't wait to win that million. Now pay up.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Are you still here?
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