Tuesday, October 23, 2012
How to Get Tossed From a Weight Watchers Meeting
• Pretend to be Weight Watchers CEO David Kirchhoff and sign copies of your book Weight Loss Boss for five dollars each.
• Do a continuous series of backflips on the scale during weigh-in.
• Challenge everyone in the room to a Pronto Pup-eating contest.
• Clean your shotgun during the meeting.
• Stand up in front of everyone and claim to be the substitute Weight Watchers leader for the night.
• Use telekinesis to manipulate the scale.
• Carry a baby made out of marshmallow that you nibble on all during the meeting.
• Borrow other people’s smartphones and fix them so that every time they open a browser it goes to your blog.