Tuesday, October 23, 2012

How to Get Tossed From a Weight Watchers Meeting

• Bring a life size latex sex doll and insist that he/she gets to weigh in, too.


Pretend to be Weight Watchers CEO David Kirchhoff and sign copies of your book Weight Loss Boss for five dollars each.

• Do a continuous series of backflips on the scale during weigh-in.

• Challenge everyone in the room to a Pronto Pup-eating contest.

• Clean your shotgun during the meeting.

• Stand up in front of everyone and claim to be the substitute Weight Watchers leader for the night.

• Use telekinesis to manipulate the scale.

• Carry a baby made out of marshmallow that you nibble on all during the meeting.

• Borrow other people’s smartphones and fix them so that every time they open a browser it goes to your blog.


  1. Some weeks I even feel like tossing their scale at the weigh-ins! Their scale just doesn't agree with me sometimes :-)

  2. Once I brought garlic breadsticks to an @Work lunchtime meeting. The looks of hatred were palpable.

  3. That's almost as bad as bringing a keg to an AA meeting.

    1. I had worked them into my points but it was a pretty dumb thing to do.



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