Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Aveggiers

So I got rejected by Hollywood for my Game of Stones mini-series idea, and it really bothered me until I came to a sudden realization: it was everybody else’s fault, not mine.

Well, I’ll take a little of the blame, for not thinking big enough. I needed a BIG idea and  BIG stars to make my dream a reality.

Get ready for the next mega-blockbuster-extravaganza…


A group of health warriors trying to save the world from those who promote obesity. It’s got everything! Heroes! Obesity! Ummm… okay, so far that’s all it’s got, but that’s a pretty good start.

The story begins with Chuck Fury, agent of S.H.E.D.I.T. He’s on a mission to slim down when the ultimate weight-loss villain shows up…

Pauloki Deen, the Baroness of Butter, the Damsel of Diabetes, the Mistress of Macaroni-and-Cheese. She is attempting to take over the world with her high-fat recipes.

So Chuck calls his pal David Kirchhoff, CEO of Weight Watchers and author of the new smash hit Weight Loss Boss. But unbeknownst to those around him, he is also the superhero known as Captain Bossmanica.

Then Chuck calls in a couple of other well-known but equally heroic figures… Bob Harper, the man known as Bobeye…

And the lethal workout assassin Jillian Michaels or, as some folks call her, the Black Widowmaker.
Fearing that Pauloki Deen was the most formidable foe ever encountered, Chuck decided to call in the big guns including the Iron Maid – Charlene Johnson

The Really Incredible Hulk, Richard Simmons.

And the God of Thunderthighs… Jack Sh*t. “I’m mighty Thor,” proclaimed Jack. “Cuth I workth outh tho hard yestherday.”

Will these heroes… the Aveggiers… win the day versus the forces of obesity?

Sorry, but you’re gonna have to buy a movie ticket to find out…

*Note: The Aveggiers will also be available in 3-D or, if you pay for extra pair of glasses, 6-D!


  1. The Black Widowmaker scares me.

  2. I want me some Bobeye! ;-) FUNNY! It must be picked up!

  3. I'll be watching for it to come to a theater near me! Can't wait.

  4. Wow, Bobeye actually looks kinda tough! Love the Really Incredible Hulk!

  5. I'm with Steve...the Black Widowmaker is scary. She makes me want to cry.

  6. I'm standing in line at the theater already. You're the man!

  7. lol...you are too funny. But I have to agree, The Black Widowmaker scares me too!!

  8. I can hardly wait. This will be the biggest block buster since Gone With The Wind.

  9. This would be awesome to watch! :D



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