So I got rejected by Hollywood for my Game of Stones mini-series idea, and it really bothered me until I came to a sudden realization: it was everybody else’s fault, not mine.
Well, I’ll take a little of the blame, for not thinking big enough. I needed a BIG idea and BIG stars to make my dream a reality.
Get ready for the next mega-blockbuster-extravaganza…
A group of health warriors trying to save the world from those who promote obesity. It’s got everything! Heroes! Obesity! Ummm… okay, so far that’s all it’s got, but that’s a pretty good start.
The story begins with Chuck Fury, agent of S.H.E.D.I.T. He’s on a mission to slim down when the ultimate weight-loss villain shows up…
Pauloki Deen, the Baroness of Butter, the Damsel of Diabetes, the Mistress of Macaroni-and-Cheese. She is attempting to take over the world with her high-fat recipes.
David Kirchhoff, CEO of Weight Watchers and author of the new smash hit Weight Loss Boss. But unbeknownst to those around him, he is also the superhero known as Captain Bossmanica.
Bob Harper, the man known as Bobeye…
Jillian Michaels or, as some folks call her, the Black Widowmaker.
Fearing that Pauloki Deen was the most formidable foe ever encountered, Chuck decided to call in the big guns including the Iron Maid – Charlene Johnson
And the God of Thunderthighs… Jack Sh*t. “I’m mighty Thor,” proclaimed Jack. “Cuth I workth outh tho hard yestherday.”
Will these heroes… the Aveggiers… win the day versus the forces of obesity?
Sorry, but you’re gonna have to buy a movie ticket to find out…
*Note: The Aveggiers will also be available in 3-D or, if you pay for extra pair of glasses, 6-D!