• If you show a loss, run out and high-five everyone in the house (oh come on... at least put a robe on first!)
• Riverdance on scale
• Put wheels on scale and do weigh in while zooming down that big hill over on Sycamore Avenue
• Paint every toenail a different color like I do
• Hold a couple of lit sparklers during weigh-in, then subtract weight of sparklers (according to my sources, each sparkler weighs five pounds)
• Cover the floor of your entire house with wall-to-wall scales so you keep up with your weight during course of day.
• Play "Mission: Impossible" theme during weigh-in
• Spin like the Tasmanian Devil while weighing in
• Try losing a little weight
THE DAILY SCALEY
Pardon my French but, "C'est bullshit!"