Friday, May 18, 2012

Even More Ways to Make Your Weigh-Ins More Exciting

• Weigh in on top of a moving train (don't forget to duck when you come up on a tunnel)

• If you show a loss, run out and high-five everyone in the house (oh come on... at least put a robe on first!)

• Riverdance on scale

• Put wheels on scale and do weigh in while zooming down that big hill over on Sycamore Avenue

• Paint every toenail a different color like I do

• Hold a couple of lit sparklers during weigh-in, then subtract weight of sparklers (according to my sources, each sparkler weighs five pounds)

• Cover the floor of your entire house with wall-to-wall scales so you keep up with your weight during course of day.

• Play "Mission: Impossible" theme during weigh-in

• Spin like the Tasmanian Devil while weighing in

• Try losing a little weight

Pardon my French but, "C'est bullshit!"


  1. DON'T GIVE UP!!! Jack, personal story 0 getting serious here & your wife may relate... At 54, for years the hormones fight me & I fight on. The 50's SUCK! Really bad fighting me & right now - doing crazy stuff with my weight & body fat & all but I keep fighting. I am doing what I have to do to try to keep the weight under control even though these hormones are pissing me off to no end! I do it all right. I am playing around with calories & types of food I eat & they still fight me - BUT I am NOT GIVING UP!!!! :-)

  2. :) you always make me LOL Jack! Thanks!

  3. This. Is. Funny.

    I hope at least toe nail is painted with glitter polish.



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