Friday, March 19, 2010

How Committed Am I Now?

  • I am infinity percent committed.
  • I have completely given up on the idea of ever giving up.
  • I am committed with a capital “K”.
  • When I am lying cold in my grave, I will still be trying with all my might not to gain weight.
  • I am so determined that my nickname is The Determinator.
  • I have more purpose than a porpoise (wow, that made sense at 2 a.m. when I wrote it…).
  • The three most committed people I know? Me, myself and Ira, the guy that cuts my hair.
  • I’ve so committed, I make Braveheart look like Afraidheart.
  • If I fail, I guarantee that I will give every single reader here his or her money back.
  • “The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor” (I am so committed right now that I completely plagiarized this Vince Lombardi quote).
  • I have more focus than an optometrist.
  • My wife says I have “fearless commitment” and I think that just about sums it… huh? What’s that, Anita? You said “fear of commitment”? Will you please stay outta this?
  • I am dauntless. Yes, that means that I am completely without daunts.
  • You might be committed, but I’m even committeder.
  • My backbone is forged out of titanium and reinforced with… um… more titanium.
  • If I were a superhero, I would be Commitment-Man… no… Commander Commitment… no wait… Captain Commitment.
  • “Commitment” is my middle name (not really… “F’n” is my middle name… it’s short for “Franklin”).


  1. Captain committment, I like you list and your approach.......

  2. Well, you should be committed... here comes the men in the white coats... RUN!

  3. I'm really digging "Captain Commitment." I'm envisioning the first ever motivational/inspirational weight loss comic book. My brain is always working. You're welcome.

    lol ;)

    My best always

  4. Dear J.F. Sh*t:

    Your commitment has certainly paid off! This kind of attitiude is what ensures you'll be as fit as ever a year form now and beyond.

    A great and funny post.


  5. Trying not to gain weight after you're dead? THAT'S commitment!

    Someone should tell that to the lady out there who's 600lbs and trying to gain weight to get to 1000 lbs...SHE needs to be committed!

  6. I'm on the more serious side this morning, so the quality of a person's life quote sticks with me. Thank you for your commitment. As I said in my post this morning...I read you every morning and you are one of my inspirations because you have the actions AND the words that follow each other. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that!

  7. "Afraidheart" <--- good one!

  8. Reporting for duty Captain.

    Yes Sir! I can do this sir! No sh*t sir!

  9. So glad to here that you are soooo committed!! I wonder how well that will work 6 ft.

  10. A fun post and an effective pep talk at the same time.

  11. your commitment is contagious my friend! WTG Jack!

  12. Yes, but are you committed to this?

  13. If I fail, I guarantee that I will give every single reader here his or her money back.

    WAIT, I pay for this Sh*t? lol :) YOUR THE BESTEST JACK! lol

  14. *reports for duty* yes, sir Captain Commitment!

  15. I challenge you as to who is the most committed & will be going to the grave that way!!! :-)

    Seriously, you are there! I still challenge you to something.. not sure what! :-)

  16. that a word?

    Who cares...sounds good :)

  17. I plan on being a thin corpse lol

  18. I was SO committed before I got nailed with this sinus flu I just feel like a squashed bug on a windshield. How do I get re-committed?

  19. I love that stolen quote. LOVE it. I'd never heard it before, so thanks for posting it to show us your level of commitment.

    Anyway, I was all hella committed last year. And then shit happened and all that exercising six days a week and eating really healthy fell by the wayside. And now I'm finding it hard to get back into the swing of exercising more than twice a week and eating really healthy again. *sighs* I guess it's because I still look "okay." Maybe I just need to walk around the house in my just-a-little-too-tight new bikini to make me realize I need to get my butt in gear again so that I can say I'm as committed as you.

  20. Alright Captain Commitment....I see your committederness and raise you being determinedlier-er. Erm. Yeah.

  21. nice work mr commitment !

    I am totally loving that list :)

  22. awesome list! staying committed and not giving up is what it's all about.

  23. Hi Jack,
    I'm just letting you know I've given you an award!




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