Why does a trip to the grocery store take me four hours?
Because there are so many interesting things to see...
I'm a jerk sauce? No, you're a jerk sauce!
We have officially run out of potato chip flavors.
If they had these when I was drinking a lot of beer, it would have been very bad news...
Thank you, Science.
Look at that serving size. Did you ever open a can of Pringles and eat that many? Me either.
That's how I like my bun. Spiced!
Better eat this before it goes bad. Oh wait... expiration date is March 2075.
My mother shoved about a thousand of these down my gullet when I was a little kid; don't worry... I'm planning on feeding her Alpo when she's really old.
A good source of Omega-3 Gummi Fish Oil.
Not sure I trust something that rhymes with "poison".
Did you know that they still make Hungry-Man frozen dinners?
They're not bad for you either, as long as you don't eat anything else for the rest of the day.
Little known fact: the first name I came up with for this blog was "Jack Mackerel, Fixing a Snackerel."
I look on the can to see how many actual moles are in this and... you're not gonna believe this... there are no moles. THERE ARE NO MOLES!
Mmmmmm... mushy. And dry.
I love kicking back with a cold can of creamed rice...
How convenient! Now I don't gotta juice my own clams.
Oh, look. Italian toothpaste. Fancy!
I don't remember signing off on this...
THE DAILY SCALEY
A gain? That puts the "weak" in "weekend"...