Friday, February 11, 2011

Healthy Gifts for Your Valentine

• Heart-shaped box of mixed prunes

5K trail of rose petals

A romantic salad for two

New workout lingerie

Tantric torso twists

Game of “Yank My Kettlebells”

A bottle of diet wine

Love letter (with fitness tips)

Gift certificate for session of Nude Zumba

Threesome with you, significant other and personal trainer

Diamond-studded sweatband

Copy of Kama Sit-Upra

Chocolate-covered vitamins

No-dinner and dancing

Zero-calorie edible underwear

Rice cakes with romantic messages written on them

Sugar-free Jell-O shots

PS90XXX workout video

Crotchless yoga pants



25 comments:

  1. BESt POST EVER!

    Thank you jack, you made my day!

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  2. You had me at heart shaped box of prunes, but it just got better w/ zero calorie edible underwear. Happy V Day, you pig!

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  3. first out loud laugh of the day..thanks..keep em coming..it was the rice cakes with messages that cinched it for me.

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  4. zero calorie edible underwear!! lol love it!!!

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  5. I LOVE the "Yank my kettle balls" hehe

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  6. "Yank my kettle bAlls."

    Best game ever.

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  7. Oh my. Can't type...laughing...

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  8. Nude Zumba?!? Oh Lordy, I'm just howling here, laughing so hard that folks are walking by my office with concerned expressions on their faces...

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  9. huh, Sugar-free Jell-O shots...
    Not funny Jack, someone could get sick or hurt... wait you said Sugar-free, nevermind.

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  10. Crotchless yoga pants...now that would be a gift for all.

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  11. I wonder if they make heart-shaped rice cakes with romantic sayings?

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  12. Jack, you made me spit coke zero all over the computer, darn you! I was already laughing about the 5k trail of rose petals, but then the kettleballs...
    The threesome...
    P90XXX...
    My abs hurt SOOOOOOO bad from laughing!

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  13. Gosh how i love your posts. They always make me smile!

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  14. The Nude Zumba got me too....oh. my. aching. corneas!!

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  15. Best valentine's day gift this year? The offer to do a review for a $275 stripper pole that I get for *free*!

    I told them, "FYI, I"m fat and have the upper body strength of a cabbage patch kid."

    They don't care. Woo hoo. Sounds like a scary video post to me!!

    BWAH! HA! HA!

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  16. oh my heck!!!! laughing so hard I about wet myself.

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  17. Heart shaped box of mixed prunes...I love it.

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  18. HILARIOUS as always. Happy Valentine's weekend to you and Anita.

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  19. I sure could have used that box of prunes a few weeks ago lol.

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  20. I'll take the crotchless yoga pants and wear the zero calorie ediable undies underneath them.

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