More, More, More Healthy Valentine's Day Gifts

• An aphrodisiac that also contains acidophilus

• Heart-shaped box of salad

• A no-piece swimsuit

• Chocolate-covered fish oil capsules

• Side-by-side sit-ups while listening to Ravel’s Balero

• Really raw pumpkin seeds

• Jeweled heart-rate monitor

• Cute stuffed teddy bear that, when you pull string in the back, shrieks at you with Jillian’s voice to do push-ups

• Dinner and a movie and a half-marathon

• Strip tease while doing elliptical

More Healthy Gifts for Valentine's Day

• Love poem inscribed on stalk of celery

• Heart-shaped box of nonfat cottage cheese

• Romantic half-marathon on the beach

• Crunches by candlelight

• 15-minute workout with the original “Shakeweight”

• Bicycle built for two and entry to IronDuo Triathalon

• Read each other romantic passages from Jillian Michaels’ saucy bestseller Master Your Metabolism

• “Let’s Play Doctor” game (with blood pressure monitor)

• Diet love potion

• Nude portrait of you at goal weight

• Chinchilla yoga mat

• A little Afternoon Delight (and yes, by “Afternoon Delight” I do mean “a nap”)

Need more ideas? Sheesh! Okay... here ya go.

Healthy Gifts for Your Valentine

• Heart-shaped box of mixed prunes

• 5K trail of rose petals

• A romantic salad for two

• New workout lingerie

• Tantric torso twists

• Game of “Yank My Kettlebells”

• A bottle of diet wine

• Love letter (with fitness tips)

• Gift certificate for session of Nude Zumba

• Threesome with you, significant other and personal trainer

• Diamond-studded sweatband

• Copy of Kama Sit-Upra

• Chocolate-covered vitamins

• No-dinner and dancing

• Zero-calorie edible underwear

• Rice cakes with romantic messages written on them

• Sugar-free Jell-O shots

• PS90XXX workout video

• Crotchless yoga pants