LMAO Jack. You are priceless :)
Another good reason not to go jogging today. Thanks Wayne!
HAHAHAHA! Jack, You are too much! Just wondering?? Does your therapist drive a Porsche? A BMW? Or a Mercedes? LOL.
I almost bought that :)
Should I (a) sound shocked about all these BAD habits he mentions and thank him for the warning; (b) yawn and say yeah yeah, been there, done it; or (c) shout B*S*A*D COS YOU'VE TAUGHT ME A FEW NEW ONES I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!!! Caroline
More pictures of you drinking beer please!
That made my day!
Man, I never knew milkshakes were so healthy for me! See ya at the ice cream stand!
MMM melted cheese does taste good on everything. Not sure about the Twix with canned frosting though - I like sweet but that may be TOO SWEET. Hilarious post, as usual. I'll be out there jogging, hope I'm not one of the 5,000,000 to drop dead ;)
You crack me up!
No jogging for me today, Wayne! I just don't want to die!
HAHAHA! My favorite part was the candy you were pretending to eat, wait... you were pretending RIGHT? lol
Love the fact that you called us all Fatties!! Too funny!! I'll be jogging extra tonight and tomorrow night because I'm really hoping that weigh-day will go well for me on Friday!! Inspiring!
Oh my gosh, Jack. You are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Brilliant. Very creative.
Hahah Oh Bad Wayne while you are sooo destructive you are also hilarious :)
Oh jack,,,,, am I allowed to say I love you? Ha Ha! You're a hoot!
Twix bars dipped in frosting DOES sound awesome!
hahaha thanks for the laugh! it was great to read this after I did go running. cause I felt like I WAS going to die!!! hahaha
Definitely needed a good laugh today. Thanks! hahaa
I must have evolved because canned frosting on twix bars sounds a bit gross.....but then again it's not 2am and I'm not half asleep searching for something to eat.Good one Jack!
Hahahahaha! Rad! Ya, I said RAD. Deal with it. ;)
ARE YOU EATING A SNICKERS!?!?!?!? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGlol.
Bad Wayne is a real bad ass!
Love these picture posts! And eating chocolate frosting sans the Twix is awesome! hehe.
Jack, I hope bad wayne didn't make you eat the milky way bar.Hope your vacay is going well.
You are friggin NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
ok seriously!! the things you come up with?!! freakin hilarious
I think you've got a couple screws loose somewhere. I like it!
hahaha - this might be a little besides the point - but i did not know that sell Amstel Beer in the US... I just thought it was funny as I basically live next to the Amstel river - here in Amsterdam.... it's beer, but at least it's a good choice of beer! ;-)
OMG too funny! Love when you post these really crazy ones.
Hilarious. And yeah, melted cheese tastes good on just about everything... gonna go get me a milkshake now.Gotcha. :)
Melted cheese on milkshake = not so nom
I love it! You're an original, Jack!