Thursday, July 8, 2010

Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

…person who loads up on bread is wall-to-wall carb-eating.
…person who can’t give up colas is soda-pressing.
…person who eats too much fat just doesn’t know any butter.
…person who indulges in too much beer has lager issues.
…person who spend too much time in coffee shop wind up being latte for work.
…person who eats too much cheese is guilty of a lot of mindless cheddar.
…person who eats too many eggs is risking high cholesterol, but omelette you get away with it this time.
…person who eat too much Indian food will enjoy naan of their weigh-ins.
…person who doesn’t like hummus should give chickpeas a chance.
…person who looks to eat more veggies find some turnip eventually.
…person who hates meat alternatives is tofu fighter.
…person who shops for healthy food enjoy fridge benefits.
…person who has fish for dinner enjoy salmon chanted evening.
…person who eats too much lamb doesn’t have very much veal power.
…person who eat too much dried fruit will gain weight for some raisin.
…person who constantly overeat soon see the error of their weighs.
…person who eats too much wheat is a gluten for punishment.
…person who wants to relish today needs to ketchup tomorrow.
…person who stuffs themselves at breakfast never sausage a gain.
…person who eats more vegetables today enjoy better weigh-in tomato.

Confush*t believes that you and you alone are the one who controls your own density. After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. You had me at the first one! Since I am such a bread addict. Very clever. Thanks for the chuckle to start my day. And for the little mental exercise, because I had to read slowly and really think about some of these:)

  2. These ARE clever! I LOVED them! I'm going to have to use a couple of those, thanks!

  3. Pet the sweaty stuff? OK, if Jacksht says so.

  4. This is too funny! I don't know how you come up with this stuff all the time!

    "…person who can’t give up colas is soda-pressing.
    …person who eats too much fat just doesn’t know any butter."

  5. there are people that dont like hummus?

  6. so funny :) thanks for putting some pep in my step today!

  7. So, omelettes are like get out of jail free cards?

  8. LOL!!! Thanks for my daily dose of motivation!

  9. So clever!

    I actually just bought a case of chickpeas on a whim at Costco. Now I'm trying to decide what on earth to do with them. I found myself googling the difference between chickpeas and garbonzo beans....yeah, it was that bad. haha

  10. hummus tell you I hate

  11. There with ya dude. Started at 346 August '09 and down to 258. Next stop, my fighting weight of 210. Mike

  12. How I love an ad guy. Thanks for being awesome Jack. By the way you're starting to look a bit like Dr. House (truly, not a bad thing)



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