Friday, January 25, 2013

Good Health for Cheapskates

• You can make your own crockpot by crocking up a regular pot.

• Instead of joining an expensive fitness center, why not just use the exercise equipment at Sears until the security guard asks you to leave?

• Can’t afford a personal trainer? Try using a puppet that you make shriek at yourself to do more sit-ups.

• Don't be afraid of frozen fruits and vegetables; yes, there’s a chance you could get trapped in the freezer case while reaching for the that bag of green beans, but the likelihood is slim.

• You can make your own Cheeto’s by mixing a little enriched corn meal, vegetable oil whey, salt, cheddar cheese, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, maltodextrin, disodium phosphate, sour cream, artificial flavor, monosodium glutamate, lactic acid, artificial colors (including yellow 6) and citric acid.

• Greek yogurt too expensive? Try regular yogurt with a few Greek olives in it.

• Don’t go to the grocery store when you’re hungry or have a lot of money.

• You can make your own weights by getting a stick and attaching an equal amount of some sort of weight on each end.












10 comments:

  1. I find the disodium phosphate tastes better from home anyway.

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  2. Dammit I have everything on hand for cheetos except the salt, bummer!

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  3. When I hear crock pot I always laugh. My grandfather always made oatmeal in the morning and it was a big deal to him. That was the only thing he cooked. My grandmother would start breakfast and always say "Get the old coot's pot". Well close enough so I thought a crock pot was what you made porridge in.

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  5. Think I will get started on my puppet :) You are always so funny.

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  6. So if a person smokes pot they spew crock as a weight loss strategy? Brilliant

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  7. The Cheetos one made me choke on my coffee LOL Too funny.

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  8. Great information! Thanks for sharing.
    GOD BLESS

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