Sunday, January 6, 2013

Thank You, Holidays for Making Me Your B*tch

THE (SEMI)WEEKLY PHYSIQUELY
Last weigh-in: 236.6 lbs.
Loss: -+4.6

It all reminds me of the ancient story of the Little Goat Herder who lived in the hills along the mountains of Munnar, where the strange-looking tea plantations sat in amongst some of the cooler corners of Kerala, and who gains four to five pounds during the holidays. I HATE THAT STORY!

Speaking of the holidays, check out what my kick-ass wife Anita surprised me with for Christmas...






 It's a nice reminder that my health and my future are always going to be closely tied together (and I suppose it's also a reminder that I need to finish cleaning the garage...)

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  1. Looks like you and your kick-ass wife are DIYers, too. Love it!

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    1. She's a DIYer; I'm a have-it-done-yourself-er.

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  2. Don't get discouraged...if it happened in one week or so, you'll probably just sh*t it out! Drink a lot of water force that crap out of your body. And I think your wife rocks! Awesome gift!

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  3. What a fabulous gift! I laughed when I got to the cleaning out the garage part of your post - I'd been thinking my living room survived the holidays better than yours. Oh wait, that's your GARAGE? Never mind!

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  4. I love that!!! Our health and future are closely tied together! This is so true! Hey..the 4.6 pound gain could have been worse, right? Your title is so hilarious. How can someone NOT click on that!! haha a

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  5. Hi! I'm a new follower and love your blog! Looks like a great gift and that you had a good holiday!

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    1. Thanks, Katie. Welcome aboard and WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?

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  6. Oh, I haven't seen machine like that in ages. What a cool gift!

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  8. "It's a nice reminder that my health and my future are always going to be closely tied together" LOVE THIS.

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  9. what fun...I get the feeling your house is fun.

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  10. I have missed reading your blog. Happy to be back and look forward to seeing your future!

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  11. The news tells us that holiday weight gain is really only 1 pound but I hear differently from others like you. Back to it Jack & I know you will... it will come off once you get back to the non holiday stuff!

    Nice gift!

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  12. You and me both, brother. :\ Holidays.

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  13. I was going to say "hey we gained the same" but then I realized that I gained 6.4...and yoou didn't. Almost the same? You win? Will we see you in Portland?



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    1. Try to get all my ducks in a row now... YOU DUCKS GET BACK IN LINE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

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  14. Garage looks cleaner than mine easy.

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  15. I lost weight this year. I can only tell you how I did it here and not on my own site 'cause Mom may read it.
    So I sit down to enjoy some of Moms Christmas cookies and they are a little soggy. I figure I better let her know before she serves them to company. There soggy because they are the defrosted leftovers from last year. Oh wait, they might be from the year before! She isn't sure. What!! She's trying to kill us! Super Diet!!

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  16. Oh Jack, all that puppy lifting didn't beat the holidays into submission? Sadness.
    Your wife is epic, if I had a wife I want one like yours. She'd help me kick my husbeast into shape. ;)

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