Friday, July 27, 2012

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Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale,

And now I’m a guy who’s feelin’ less like a huge whale. 

Pants are gonna fit.

Those weight drops keep showin’ on my scale, they keep showin’…



So I just did me some talkin’ out on Twitter,

And I said I really like the way I’m getting fitter

‘Stead of just a blob.

Those weight drops are showin’ on my scale, they keep showin’…



But there’s one thing I know…
The times I’m feelin’ eat-y won’t defeat me.
Now you don’t need a chair reinforced with steel to seat me.
 


Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale.

But that doesn’t mean the only thing I eat is kale.

Well, a little more kale for me
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the gains by complainin’
I just eat clean.

And nothin’s worryin’ me/

[trumpet]

It won’t be long till healthiness steps up to greet me.

Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale.

But that doesn’t that I’m not scared to fail.

But failin’s not for me.
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the gains by complainin’

Because I’m free
.
Nothin’s worryin’ me
(Except possibly a vacation where I overdo it and gain a bunch back).



THE DAILY SCALEY
New routine for morning weigh-in: stop, drop and roll!

6 comments:

  1. Good job, Jack. No more vacations for you until next summer when you fit in that Speedo.

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  2. Songs been in my head all day, love it!

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  3. Um, Daily Scaley seems stuck; just an observation.
    I'm not offering, but more sex might help unstuck it. Have fun!

    -Patrick
    http://responsibility199.wordpress.com

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  4. Jack, whether its benefiting you or not (and I hope it is) your fun is helping me each day. I've found that feeling good about me, my body, and my weight management efforts is of paramount importance to me. You're taking the time to craft these fun and funny posts are really great. Thank you.

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  5. Great post, that was an awesome movie. I'll be sing that at my next weigh in.

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