Thursday, June 14, 2012

Initiations for my Weight Loss Gang

• At least one drive-through shooting (that's where you drive by a drive through and shoot on past)

• 

Slap lady at the grocery store who's handing out Cheese Whiz samples

• 

Get tattoo that reads “Kalorie Killa”



• Split the veggie fajitas when we go to a Mexican restaurant



• In case of emergency, always carry a 9 mm beef jerky strip



• Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and eat one cherry tomato



• Hang out at the corner drinking from 40-ounce water bottles



• Wear matching sweatbands at spin class



• Hook everybody up with guy that sells dime bag of multivitamins



• Pour out one wheatgrass shot for our unhealthy homies



• Greet everyone at yoga class with “Namaste, bitches.”


THE DAILY SCALEY
As Neil Armstrong said when he first set foot on the moon, "Man, I am super-light today!" 

13 comments:

  1. Hehe...sweatbands and "Namaste, bitches" had me spitting out my water. Thanks for the giggle this morning!

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  2. Thank you for the laugh this morning. I'm totally going to say Namaste Bitches at yoga tonight. LOL

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  3. I am with the previous - too funny Jack! Congrats on the downward trend!

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  4. Good ones, Jack! These totally gave me a good giggle this morning.

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  5. I have to admit I've actually said "Namaste Bitches" so I guess I can be in your gang.

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  6. I totally want to get inked with "Kalorie Killa"!

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  7. I wanna join the gang.... LOL I am a new follower... I can't wait to read back in time. *Maria*~DiZneDiVa:Blogger from Confessions of a Cupcake Addict... Follow my journey at danceofthesugarycupcakes.blogspot.com

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  8. I'm with everyone too....that was a good laugh and I need it!!

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  9. Wanna split the veggie fajitas with me Jack? lol :)

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  10. I need to be initiated into the gang again...

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  11. Holy cow i'm bustin up here at my desk at work! This it totally my kind of gang! I'm a new follower, how have I not found your blog yet!?!?! I'm gonna work on getting a snapshot of me and card for W.I.D.T.H

    My blog is www.thedandybandy.blogspot.com

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