Monday, June 11, 2012

A Few More Things That’ll Get You Kicked Out of a Weight Watchers Meeting

• Greeting everyone you meet with “What up, my fatty from anotha daddy?”

• Weighing in in nothing but an apron and a pair of crocs.

• Setting a fire in your purse and roasting marshmallows over it for s’mores.

• Spending entire meeting making balloon animals, then slathering them with mustard and eating them.

• Dressing up in a lab coat and making everyone call you “Doctor Dietstein”.

• Insisting that you get a solo during the singing of the Weight Watcher's theme song.

• Doing continuous series of backflips on the scale.

• Telling anyone at the meeting Weight Watcher’s CEO David Kirchhoff’s deepest, darkest secret (he’s deathly afraid of fabric softener).

• Trying to pay with a giant novelty check.

• Continually asking leader “Who is your favorite blogger named ‘Jack’?”


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6 comments:

  1. I like paleo balloon animals with home blended omega 3 mayo !

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  2. Hey Jack I'm just wondering are you following any particular plan (for example -WW points plus?)

    I'm a long time follower of your blog!

    Thanks, Sarah

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    1. Hey, Sarah. I have less of a plan that anyone you ever met. I just try to eat a little less, eat a little healthier and get some exercise every day. I really want to figure out a lifestyle that I know I can live with without piling on the pounds. Still searching...

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  3. Ummm..... so is there really a Weight Watchers song?

    Deb

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