Yes, yes... I'm sorry, Miley Cyrus
I started back meetings at WW
With a dream of smaller clothes
Welcome to the land of counting points
It’s a good thing, I suppose.
Jumped in the car here I am for the first time in
Through the door
And I see the new member sign-in
Though it doesn’t really matter to me
Everybody seems fatter than me!
My tummy’s crampin’
And I'm feeling kinda empty
Twix bar in my pocket
Tryin’ to tempt me
But then it’s time to step up for my weigh-in
And the scale is moving down
And the scale is moving down
And the scale is moving down
(Chorus)
So I screw my will up
It’s time to get strong
The hunger pains go away
Can I do this thing? Oh yeah'
Will I exercise? Oh 'Yeah'
I got my hands up
I’m looking for a loss
I’m heading to Healthy Town
Yeah
It's a party in the ol' WW.
Yeah
It's a party in the ol' WW.
Get to the gym in the afternoon
Everybody's lookin’ at me now.
Like “Who's that dude with the attitude
Why’s he bench-pressin’ twenty pounds?”
So hard with these freaks all around me
It's definitly not a girly-man party.
'Cause all I see’s a big gun show
Guess I’ll get on the treadmill and try to run slow.
My tummy's grumblin’
And I'm feeling kinda hungry.
Too much effort
And I'm tired and empty.
And then I think about the next weigh-in
And the scale is moving down.
And the scale is moving down.
And the scale is moving down.
(Chorus)
So I turn the speed up
I’m jogging real fast
The hunger pains fly away.
Churnin’ my legs, oh 'Yeah'
Pumpin’ my arms, oh 'Yeah'.
I keep the pace up
Through five or six songs.
Treadmill, I think I love ya
Yeah
It’s a party in the ol’ WW
Yeah
A party in the ol’ WW.
Feel great about my eating.
Back to my hometown meeting.
Not the least bit nervous
Step up for my weigh-in and I feel alright!
So I put my hands up
That’s a pretty awesome number.
These pounds are going away.
Noddin' my head like 'Yeah'.
(Noddin' my head)
Pumpin’ my fist like 'Yeah'.
I got my hands up
This loss feels great
Scale, y’know I think I love ya.
Yeah
It's a party at the ol’ WW.
(Na, na na na na na)
Yeah
After the meeting I stand up
I’m feeling real strong.
Nothing gonna get in my way.
Noddin' my head like 'Yeah'.
Movin' my lips like 'Yeah'.
I got my hands up
I back where I belong,
I know I'm gonna be okay.
Yeah
A fit man in the USA!
Yeah
A fit man in the USA!
I love this song, and now I love it even more! I think this is my favorite one Jack - great work and thanks for starting my day off on the right foot :-)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely an improvement on the original!
ReplyDeleteTGIF!
ReplyDeleteWAY better than the original, IMO.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou always get to the "points"
ReplyDeleteI love this one!!!!! I can't wait to show the hubby.
ReplyDeleteOMG...Save me! My 8 year old daughter is wearing this song out at my home. I come to Jack Sh*t to escape but NNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Please leave Taylor Swift alone. I get that one quite a bit too!
ReplyDeleteLoooooooooove this!!!
ReplyDeleteI like! Now you know what goes on in those super-secretive WW meetings! :D
ReplyDeletegreat
ReplyDeleteYou freaking rock man! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI had to watch that video a few times. I just love me some Miley Cyrus!
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Jack!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was humming Gloria Gaynor as I read the lyrics. Seemed to go nice with that. Got me dancing. :)
ReplyDeleteOk I'll admit to loving the original of that song. It's kind of catchy. But now I love it even more!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a masterpiece, Jack!
ReplyDeletecatchy buddy....so...that trip around the world...you gonna pack me in your luggage?
ReplyDeleteCause I wanna go.
Even Miley didn't escape your antics Jack! Nice version of the song.
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