Monday, January 28, 2013

This Blog Is Going to the Dogs...

People ask me, "Jack, you seem to be relying an awful lot on the cuteness of baby puppies to drive traffic to your blog."

I don't answer silly questions like that because... technically, they're not even really questions. I mean, there's no question mark is there?

Do I occasionally slip a puppy into a post?

Do I abuse very young animals for your amusement from time to time?

Do I ask myself questions that I have no intention of answering?

Maybe you hate puppies, and if that's the case, well... I feel sorry for you, my friend.

Puppies are just one of the many health and wellness tools I use to inspire my readers to live a more healthy life.

I don't plan on ever giving up on my weight loss journey, and I've made arrangements so that I have all the puppies I need for as long as I continue blogging. 


 Hmmmmm... this batch isn't quite ready for blogging duty yet.


But stay tuned...

28 comments:

  1. I LOVE puppies! Keep posting pictures of them and if people don't like it...shame on them! :)

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  2. Love the puppies! You could start doing exercise tutorials with them. No weights? No problem! Hold a puppy for your bicep curls. Bench press puppies...start with poodles and work up to German Shepherds. Go Jack!

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  3. I am taking a job where I will be assigned to have my very own doggie!
    So yeah... LOVE the argyle sweater!

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  4. So puppies are the secret to driving traffic to your site, huh? Clever. I've only got an 8 year old cairn, but she's smallish. Think it would work? :)
    Gaye
    -sent here by Jan at Cranky Fitness. She has you on your blog roll. I can always count on her for good recommendations.

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  5. So cute, I could just eat 'em up! Wait...that wouldn't be right. They aren't on my diet. I should stick to celery.

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  6. you need a bullmastiff....for bicep curls.

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  7. I love puppies!! They taste so good :)

    EMILIO!

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  8. I love the puppies so keep on using them up!

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  9. Doggone it who could resist? All the cuteness with none of the chewed shoes, fleas, or pissed-on carpets. Thanks for being our virtual pet source!

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  10. PUPPIES!!! I hear they make the perfect hand weights - the weight increases as you get stronger (and remember to feed them of course).

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  11. My "puppies" weigh about 70 pounds each now. You think they are good for weight loss NOW, wait til they get big!! :)

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  12. Hi Jack. Hadn't been by your site for a while and clicked today from your ridiculously wise comment on Miz's site about the rear view mirror being small and the windsheild being big. HOW could I have not come by more often????? The puppies??? OMG...they are SOOOO adorable. Not to say that you aren't, but OMG...THE PUPPIES!!! :)I'm back on the "Jack Train"! Let the wisdom and the puppy pics roll forward!!

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  13. Are you a breeder? They're too cute! Don't stop using them!

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    1. Am I a breeder? I've got three daughters, dumbass!

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    2. I wondered if the puppies were a response to a too-quiet house after your daughter went off to college...wish I could fill MY empty nester house with puppies but my husband wants to retire and travel - once we're done paying tuition, of course.

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  14. He is a rescuer..and he is awesome..

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  15. JackShitPuppies.com ...I can just see it now...

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  16. Two things you can NEVER have too much of: Cowbell and puppies.

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  17. Why do you have so many puppies?

    Why are all the puppies so cute?

    Why am I not playing with all the puppies?

    So many questions.

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  18. Who cannot love puppies?! I don't like those people.
    Looks like you have some new borns. Sooooooo cute! Ultimate cuteness :)

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  19. I am with Mary!!!! :) Adorable puppies.. keep them coming & people will come! ;)

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  20. I love my dog. Real men love dogs.

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  21. next post.... puppies that have lost weight... news at 11:00 :)

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  22. Awwwwwww. Your puppies are almost as cute as my puppy. ALMOST, ya hear me??!!

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  23. Why can't I have one of those puppies? Where are the Husky puppies? Why do you seem to be surrounded by such cuteness? Do you love all my questions?

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  24. I'm a total sucker for puppy pictures. Or kitten pictures. Keep em coming!!!

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